Bad Monkey!

I'm busy writing tonight and I just said to my kids, "Mommy is having an un-funny day. This isn't working for me. Give me something that makes me laugh."

My daughter brought me this: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c38...

This, ladies and gentlemen, is Dave. Davis is a wisecracking, farting, burping, giggling, swearing monkey my brother bought for the kids a few Christmases ago. Ok, he doesn't really swear. At least I don't think so. We lost the directions 17 minutes after he came out of the box. I'm pretty sure Hasbro didn't intend for him to fart and then say "Ah ha ha ha ha you assssshooooooole!" Or maybe they did. Hasbro is funny that way. They invented the freaky screaming monkey that claps cymbals.

Anyhoo, Dave is supposed to give me my funny bone back. But people, look at him.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c38...

He's staring at me like he wants to eat my face. I'm pretty sure if I do something to make him mad he's going to fart, call me an a**hole and then chew off my forehead.

So if there is a disturbing chapter in the sequel to Seduction and Snacks that includes flesh-eating monkeys, you can blame it on Dave.
Tara Sivec