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Martyn Chapman

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Born
Abergavenny, The United Kingdom
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Iain Banks, Ian Rankin, Tom Sharpe, Laurie Lee.

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August 2014


Martyn Chapman was conceived in South Wales and graduated in Marketing at the University of Central Lancashire.

His passion to write has always been a huge part of his personality, spawning seven novels, two short stories, a children’s series, and two plays (monologues).

His inspiration emerged in the form of a hand-written experimental novel in a student bedsit, his shocking secret concealed behind a row of soggy pants that were strategically draped across a rickety old clothes horse. Yet concealing his writing shame from an unsuspecting partner brought even darker periods of frantic deception. The terror of being discovered at his laptop with a frozen screen, led to his subtle distraction of wearing obscure and decorative bonnets, but as fa
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Martyn Chapman Sadly, despite what some people think, Casanova was not a fictional character – so, he’s out. Then, there’s the anarchic Holden Caulfield from the Cat…moreSadly, despite what some people think, Casanova was not a fictional character – so, he’s out. Then, there’s the anarchic Holden Caulfield from the Catcher in the Rye – but I’m the wrong age for that now, excruciatingly uncool, and far too tired to start a revolution. So, with dour and witty quotes like: “I’d say thistles, but nobody listens to me.” And, “It’s not much of a tail, but I’m sort of attached to it.” My choice has to be Eeyore (Winnie the Pooh). After all, with my mediocre public service career and dismal books, I’ve lumbered through life like a neurotic donkey. The inscription on my gravestone shall simply read: ‘Too Ashamed. Too irrelevant. So they buried me face down.’(less)
Martyn Chapman (Interesting! What a difficult task to set. I think the real answer is, “No, I can’t.” However, to meet the challenge, I have made a stumbling and ver…more(Interesting! What a difficult task to set. I think the real answer is, “No, I can’t.” However, to meet the challenge, I have made a stumbling and very clumsy attempt:)

Her body trembled violently as her head was drawn to the handle on the bathroom door – the metal appeared to be vibrating. She blinked her eyes incessantly, her mind crumbling into oblivion as the door handle twisted and then moved slowly downwards.
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Average rating: 3.75 · 53 ratings · 16 reviews · 12 distinct works
The Gatehouse Haunting

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Saving Worms

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Christmas on The Law

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Hormones and Crumble

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The Gulch

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One Christmas in Nuremberg

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Hassle Castle

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The Grouse Conspiracy

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How the Boars got their Wild

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If my cats were storytellers . . .

Whilst sharing a small and chaotic desk with three sprawling pet cats, I sometimes wonder what they would be writing about? Automatic cat flaps, greased birdbaths, KFC, shallow fish tanks, inappropriate use of compost, Billy Joel, the weather, snakes and ladders, revolution, the obsessive and infuriating use of the hoover . . . So, you’re suffering from writer’s block, then? Er, yes. How could you Read more of this blog post »
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Escape your dysfunction family and join someone else’s. A great and deserving holiday read.
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A timeless masterpiece that parodies today’s politics and the queasy state of the world. I can only imagine that it’s carried like a bible around the corridors of parliament.
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Stunning. Although be patient. Like an old stopwatch, you just need a little time to wind it up. Then it flows.
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A fascinating and timeless foray through the ludicrous rubble of mankind. Delivered with an exquisite and moving tone.
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Yes, charming, whimsical, quirky; but with a plot that meanders like a cherished old lawnmower.
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