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Adam Is Ruining Everything!

Finally,somebody who agrees with me aboutBig Business.Not all companies today,conduct their business in the same old way.Some are really innovated in their approach on how they pay their employeesand the hours they make them work.But if you part of the elite 1% of rich Americans,who couldn't give a damn about the average workerand their families,you have found a way to squeeze more money out of the companies you own by doubling the work load on your work force while telling them that,"In this economy, we all have to make sacrifices for the greater good of us all."Translation,"Being as rich as I am, I need to squeeze every last penny I can out of this company and its employees before I sell off all its assets and close the place down."There is a new show out onTruTVnetwork called"Adam Ruins Everything." The star of the show is comedianAdam Conover,host of Adam Ruins Everything  onTruTV,a series he began atCollegeHumor.com.He talks about everything fromEngagement Rings Are A Scam,Fingerprinting Is A Scam,toHow Jaywalking Became A Crime.The one I want to talk about is,Adam Ruins Work, where he talks about the scamBig Businesshas played on the world,making us believe we are all going to loose if we stand up to our boss.
That is just a clip.If you want to watch full episodes you can either watch it onTruTVor go toTruTV'swebsite.Either way,if you are like me,and can see the conspiracy behind whatBig Businessesis calling the truth,you will loveAdam Conover's Humor.
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This is,Never Buying A Diamond Ring Again Until The Price Comes Down,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.” - Mae West -
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No F1 Spoilers Here

Hello my fellowPolitiores Troglodytes.Can you tell I am in a good mood this morning?If you have never read my opening statement next to my name,you don't know that you are aPolitiores Troglodyte.The reason I am in such a good mood this morning is because it is the start of anotherFormula 1Race weekend. Practice 2is already underway as I write.If you are like me,and live in part of the World where you are just waking up,I will not be giving anySpoilershere.I haven't even watched the firstPracticeyet myself.You can watch live timing on theFormula 1website duringPractice 1, 2, 3, Qualifying,and theRace.I am excited theRace Weekendis here but I also have family obligations to fulfill today,so adios amigos.I will write again tomorrow!
This is,Hoping Rosberg Can Win Another Race,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Just being a mediocre driver has never been my ambition. That's not my style” - Michael Schumacher -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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The 5 Best Posts Of March 2016

As one of my formerCommentatorssuggested,at the end of each month,instead of me pickingThe 5 Best Posts Of The Month,I should let the viewers pick.Sorry,but if I asked a few days before the end of theMonthfor everyone to vote on their favorites,I do not believe I would get enough responses in time toPostthe five best.So,the very best next thing to do is,go by the numbers.WhichPostsin the month ofMarchcaught the eyes of the most viewers. So,here's looking at you kid.
The 5th Best Post of the Month is;Norco Loopy Pills The story about where I think you should stick those pills up a Doctor's.........if you are prescribed an "Opioid" for pain. It is so easy to become addicted to these things and the fools who do, are all loopy.
The 4th Best Post of the Month is;Screw The Mile High Club - I Am Joining The Kármán Line High Club(62 Miles Up And The Boundary Of The Atmosphere & Space)The name of the Post is the funny part of the story. The Post actually tells about five upcoming missions into outer space and the Agencies involved in them.
The 3rd Best Post of the Month is;What Does "Humorous Fridays, Norco, Hank The Dog, And Melbourne" Have In Common?The humorous look at these four different subjects which have no correlation to each other.
The 2nd Best Post of the Month is;I Do More Than Watch Reruns Of Neon Genesis Evangelion - I Watch Dramas Too!It is the story of how I watch different television programming from around the World and how surprised I was to see so much American advertisement on a Chinese website I visit.
THE NUMBER 1 BEST POST OF THE MONTH IS;(Play that Imaginary Drum Roll in your own Head right now.)Hackers Misspelled "Foundation" In The NGO's Name As "Fandation"- It Should Be -Party With My "Fan-Nation!" (Do you hear all that Overwhelming Imaginary Applause in your own Head right now?)This is the true story about a group of Hackers who are smart enough to hack their way into the Bangladesh Bank's systems and steal its credentials for payment transfers. But they could not spell the word "Foundation" correct and lost a chance at a Billion Dollars!
This is,Eye Amost Evr Spel Ah Werd Wong Annymoe,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.” - Andrew Jackson -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Scream John Lennon Scream

Back during the early 1970s,one of my musical heroes,John Lennon, was considered to have anger issues.No matter what the portrayed image was at the time,he was considered,to a lot of people,kind of a jerk. Luckily for him,because ofYoko Ono, and a strange kind of new therapy,John Lennon found peace with himselfand in life before he died.I am not going to go into a philosophy discussion right now to explain why I feel that this is important before someone dies.ThisPostis about that experimental therapy thatJohn Lennon enjoyed and that he told the World about it.This particular therapy has not gone away,but has fallen under the radar of mainstream psychiatric care that is practiced today.SinceJohn Lennonpreached its benefits,I thought that I would give it a try to quell my anger issues.I am not sure if it worked for meor not.Or,that becoming older does make you smarterand less of a hothead.This therapy was called theScream Therapy,which eventually became known asPrimal Therapy.The premise is,when all your tension builds up to a point where it could be bothering your state of mindor your general health,to release all the negative tension you have,you let out a scream.Afterwards,you feel much better for it.Did I mention that it is under the radar of mainstream care today?Well,I have been using this technique for so long that it has become a habit with me.Where sometimes I forget where I might beand just let out a wild scream!Those wild screams has landed me inside theKaweah Delta Mental Health Hospital and do I feel foolish now.Wait one second. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!See Doctor,I am all better now.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is,Screaming My Way To A 51-50 Seventy-Two Hour Stay,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“When deep inside you feel frustrated and depressed, scream the silence, scream it so loud that you never hear it again.” - Tushar Cauhan -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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P.S. A 51-50 Is The Police Code For Psychiatric Hold Because You Are Nuts!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the Hell is this Blog all about?

OK,it is time to set the record straight.What the Hell is this Blog all about?I have been accused,in the past,by at least oneCommentator,that myBlogis aGeneral Themedtype of MyPostswill jump from myPolitical Views -Are The Monkeys Running The Show?,Can't Wait For That All Under The Age Of 14 Militia Coming To A Town Near You,This Is Better Than Watching Sports On TV,and so on.ToInformational Posts -Dentistry From The Heart,Are You Ready For The Van Der Waals Revolution?,Dime Stories, and so on.ToHumorous Stories -Albert Einstein's Special Relatives and General Relatives Theories,and there are many more if you look. ToInspirational Stories -Only The Beginning Of Existence,and a whole lot more of these.StoriesaboutTechnology -Get This - I Agree With A CEO,a lot ofPostslike these. Storiesabout what is going on inOuter Space -A Green Comet Or Is It The Green Lantern,tons of these type of Posts. Music Videos -El Salvador,&Don't Take The Children. And of course,Postson my favoriteSport,Formula 1 Racing -I Drive For Ferrari,Take Care Michael Schumacher,How Do You Relax With A Cold Frosty One?,My answer to those accusations where myBlogisGenerally Themed?They are correct.The first reason I started thisBlogwas to put out my"Poetry, Short Stories, Flash Fiction, A Novelette, & A Novel You Can Buy," for the World to read for free.(Except for that Novel you can buy.)Then,the reason I try to write aPoston myBlogeveryday,is to become a better writer.The other reason I try to write aPosteveryday is,
I have to come up with a new idea to write aboutand tell it from my point of view.Even though I will use parts of a story from theInternet,I still have to write on how I feel,think,and understand that story.All of this is to help me,not to have writer's block,and to become a better writer.So,to all of myFollowersand to all theViewersfrom across theGlobe,I Thank Youfor checking in,and I hope I have entertained you in some way.
This is,Writing - Writing - Until I Become Good At It,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“My blog is a collection of answers people don’t want to hear to questions they didn’t ask.” 
- Sebastyne Young -

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The Day After A Holy-Day

Ah,theHoly-days,of any Religion,theHolidays,of American traditions,theBirthdaysandAnniversaries,of any Family unit.We need a reason to celebrate a moment in timeand reflect on what it meant to us.OK,maybeneedis too strong of a word,but I feel,we at least want to have these days to celebrate,so we can take time off of work,or to reflect on our growth as we get older,or to share those moments with other family members.We must Thank all Religions,(so they could collect money from their followers,)by setting aside the first day of rest so we could listen to their sermonsand become betterHuman Beingsin the eyes of whateverGodorGodsyou follow.Then,thanks toHenry Ford,who recruited the best workers of the day by offering higher wages than any industrialist at that time,and by adding another day off for the work force,Saturday,if that work force would stay sober while under his employment.Add those weekend days,except for you overtime hungry workers,and all the personal holidays,Government required Holidays,and the Religious Holy-days,you can almost get up to a 1/2 the year off of working if you play your cards rightand find a job that you love to do.But for most people,the rock bandThe Godfatherssaid it best in their song"Birth, School, Work, Death." Most of the World's population is satisfied just to have a job to support their families.Only a fewMake Their Markin this Worldand are remember forevermore.
This is,Yes - Still Living In The Alternative 1980s,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Time erodes gratitude more quickly than it does beauty!” - Mario Puzo -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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A Green Comet Or Is It The Green Lantern

If you have not already,dust off that old telescope you lost interest in years ago,because theMoonalways looks the same,and search out in the starry skies tonight for,"Comet 252P/LINEAR (which) soars into predawn view this week." By J. Kelly Beatty, Senior Editor at Sky & Telescope.
Photo by Gerald Rhemann / www.astrostudio.atAstronomers who scan the skies for returning comets are often disappointed. Sometimes these icy visitors from the fringes of our planetary system end up being much fainter than predicted. And sometimes the opposite happens. Comet LINEAR, now in Earth’s general vicinity, started brightening abruptly a few weeks ago and has become more than 100 times brighter than expected. Observers from the Southern Hemisphere have been able to glimpse the comet by eye, without any optical aid, from very dark skies. Now Comet LINEAR is moving rapidly northward into view from the Northern Hemisphere. You’ll need to be out at least 1½ hours before sunrise, in a location as free from light pollution as possible. The comet is moving between the distinctive constellations Sagittarius and Scorpius, located low in the southern part of the sky before dawn. Each morning the comet will be higher up with respect to the surrounding stars, as shown on the chart.
Diagram by Sky & TelescopeThe planets Saturn and Mars are in this part of the sky as well. They and the bright star Antares will be the first things you notice, forming a distinctive triangle. The comet is climbing to the left of this trio. It will be roughly in line with Mars and Saturn on the morning of March 29th and along a line connecting Saturn and Antares on March 31st. But the comet is faint enough, especially though the moonlight, that you’ll need to use the chart to pinpoint the exact spot among the stars to examine. Photographs show that Comet LINEAR has a greenish color, caused by molecules of diatomic carbon (C2) that are fluorescing in sunlight. However, the green tint likely won’t be evident unless you view the comet through a telescope. LINEAR is an acronym for Lincoln Near Earth Asteroid Research, an MIT Lincoln Laboratory program funded by the U.S. Air Force and NASA.
I say,get those telescopes out tonightand follow the direction of this so calledComet.I am sure you will find,like I see in myMind's Eye,that this is really theGreen Lanterncoming to save theEarthfrom some otherComet Catastrophe!
This is,Memorized By The Green Light,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
"I’m sorry. I thought that this was a dog fight. I was under the impression that the objective was to win."- Hal Jordan/The Green Lantern -
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I Drive For Ferrari

I have stated before that my favoriteF1 Drivershave always beenGerman Drivers.Even though I am a second generation born United States Citizen,I still relate to myIrishandGerman Ancestry.Since,there have only been fiveF1drivers fromIrelandand six drivers fromNorthern Ireland,who are categorize asBritish Drivers,and with none racing today,it is easier for me to relate to the51 German F1 drivers.FromWolfgang Von Trips,who led the1961 Driver's Championshipuntil his untimely death in a crash at theItalian Grand Prix,toNico Rosberg,who won the latestF1 Raceat theAustralian Grand Prix. I love how theMercedes AMG Petronashas been leading theConstructor's Championshipand theDriver's Championshipthe last few years.But,when I fell in love withFormula 1,Michael Schumacher was driving forFerrari.So,when I went out to drive for my ownFormula 1 Team,my ownFormula 1 Car,and have my own customMonocoquebuilt to my specification,I had to go with theFerrari. Yes,I drive for Ferrari,sitting on my couch,steering wheel on my TV tray,gas & brake peddles are on my floor,with my giant big screen television showing me the tracks! I haven't finished a full weekend ofPractice,Qualifying,and aFull Raceyet.And in the openingAustralian Race for me, Romain Grosjeanhit me from behind when he still drove forLotus.OK,I am aRookie,but if I try real hard,maybe I could be a realFormula 1 Driversomeday on theXbox One!
This is,Never Too Old To Dream,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Oftentimes winning can become an addiction, whether good or bad, to the point where you would rather lose it all before you lose at all.” - Criss Jami -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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Take Care Michael Schumacher

What do you do when the family of one of your heroes,who had a tragic accident where he could be a vegetable,(Not a medical term.)asks that the family be left alone.We all wait to hear on the fate of our heroes,the gladiators who fight for us.They epitomize theGreek God Hermesto us.Michael Schumacher,as in Hermes,was the messenger of theGodsin motor racing .Hermes is the God of sports and of athletes.(And a few other anecdotes that do not apply here.)Yet,we must adhere to the wishes of the family,because it is their family,and family is everything!
"Michael Schumacher latest health updates: Still no news as Schumacher family continues media blackout." By Charles Lim for MNRDaily
The past few weeks have been very quiet when it came to news regarding the health condition of the seven-time world Formula One racing champion Michael Schumacher. The lack of news however doesn't necessarily have to mean that there are no improvements in the racer's health and that it might be just the way the Schumacher family wants it. One of the last people to have visited the champion was fellow Formula One racing ace, Niki Lauda. In the past few years, Lauda has had nothing but praise for the Formula One star and now he has confessed that he himself didn't have that much information regarding Schumacher's condition. "The family protects him and I understand that completely. But it means that all those who would like to know something, do not. I often think of him, but unfortunately, I have no contact. We all just hope, hope, hope," Lauda mentions. Apart from Lauda, Schumacher's manager, Sabine Kehm, recently revealed that the racing star actually wanted to disappear from the public view and that it was one of his "secret dreams" to do so someday. "I think it was his secret dream to be able to do that (disappear) someday. That's why now I still want to protect his wishes in that I don't let anything get out," Kehm had mentioned. For now, Schumacher is still continuing with his rehabilitation and recovery at their family home in the shores of Lake Geneva. The $800 million property has also been home to 15 medical professionals who are taking care of the ailing racer ever since his skiing accident during a holiday at the French Alps. Reports also reveal that the family is spending more than $140,000 a week for the racing star's medical expenses, which has been taking its toll on the family's financial situation.
I hope they are financially soundand can bare the weight.Take care Michael.
This is,Yes - Being German - I Like German Formula 1 Drivers,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Take someone who doesn't keep score, who's not looking to be richer, or afraid of losing, who has not the slightest interest even in his own personality. He is free!”- Rumi -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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How Do You Relax With A Cold Frosty One?

I finally get a moment to relaxand talk about one of the things that I love most in life.Formula 1. Without some crazy terrorist group trying to steal my thunder.I know what they do is no laughing matter,but if I talked about only those shameless,hideous,repellent creatures fromHades,spewing their lies in the name ofAllah all the time,I would be doing exactly what they wanted.Spreading their fear,even to the few who follow this Blog.On the happier side of life,
the Formula 1 Racing Season has begun,and what an event it was.  The Australian Grand Prix had the roller coaster effect of all my emotions for me.From the start of the race whereThe Prancing Horse bolted to the front ofAMG Petronas and led the first 18 laps of the race,(Sebastian Vettel then Kimi Raikkonen)as far as I can remember.To the frightful,but exciting crash between Haas F1 driverEsteban Gutierrez andMcLaren driverFernando Alonso. Finally,to the finish of the race where my favorite driver,Nico Rosberg,wins!
The countdown is already underway for the Bahrain Grand Prix.Which will be held from April 1st thru April 3rd.Check your local timeand channel for the race since I made a mistake on my last Post about Formula 1,Formula 1 Racing Is Here!And we all know that whatever little mistake you make on the internet,
someone somewhere is going to point it out with enmity!

This is,Predicting Nico Rosberg Wins The Driver's Championship This Year,Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"Suddenly I realized that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension." - Ayrton Senna -
That is my story and I am sticking to it.
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