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August 31, 2014
That Sexual Urge, Sexy Sunday #29
Ever look up the word Sex? Well what it says is all basic yada, yada bullshit about reproductive organs and functions. But then there was one sentence that brought it all home and made me smile; The Sexual urge or instinct as it manifest itself in behavior, Sexual intercourse.
Yes that’s what I’m talking about. The good stuff, the down and dirty sex. Most people aren’t having sex to make a baby. Most people get that sexual urge and just do it.
What I’m hearing in that one sentence is that you should be prepared for when that sexual urge manifest. We all have those beast vs natural instinct kind of days. And when the time is right it’s just right. That’s when all you have to do is look at your partner sideways and it’s on like donkey kong.
We’ve all had those moments when you just can’t wait one more minute. Its a sexual meeting of the minds. The clothes start coming off, hands, and lips and tongues are all over the other.
We can’t help ourselves. It’s just basic animal instinct. It’s the kind of sex that’s not planned. It just happens. And nothing’s going to stop you. Maybe he’s in the garage or in the car on the way home. And you’re In the mall or at the grocery store. This is when one of you sends the other that sexy text message. You know the one that says I’ll be home or get home in ten minutes. Meet me in the love shack, AKA the Bedroom. Just be ready!
And when one of you or both of you walk through that door you can only hope that the kids are gone. Or at least out of site. You both rush to the bedroom and attack each other. Kissing and groping every inch of each other’s bodies. Then his member finds it’s way to that honey hole of yours. That’s when he pounds you like he’s never going to get it ever again. And it feels Amazing!
Sure the entire dance is over in less thirty minutes. But these are some of the best moments of your sex life. It’s these times when you both come together. When you can laugh and let down your guard.
These are the times when you come out of your bed room and one of you is usually singing a Rolling stones song like, Beast of Burden, or shattered. Yea you get the picture. You both have bed head and the fact that you’ve just had sex is evident. But neither of you give a shit how you look.
You’re so at ease that you wouldn’t care if the house was on fire. You don’t even care that dinner’s going to be late. Because your stress levels are down to that oh so nice and calm level. She giggles for no reason, and he smiles when he hears her.
All you care about is that you stopped the sexual urge for now. And as you settle in for the night watching some mindless reality show you look over at your partner and he/she still has that content look on their face that says; Yes Sirree Bob I’m satisfied.
We all need to just lighten up about sex. Sex is a natural stress reliever. Yup, sex is like natural Valium or Zanex. So enjoy it! Have fun with it!
Have a sexy Sunday. And don’t forget the lube
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August 26, 2014
GV’S How to on Female Ejaculation.
How to Female Ejaculate
GoodVibes.com > How To Articles > G-spot & Female Ejaculation
During G-spot stimulation, many women have experienced a rush of clear fluid (not urine) from the urethra during intense arousal or orgasm. For some women, female ejaculation happens naturally and without their control. For others, female ejaculation is something that they can teach their body to do. Many women who do ejaculate naturally have tried to hold back their ejaculations out of embarrassment or because they’ve mistaken it for urine. To those women we say, ejaculation is a gift! Let your fluids flow!
What is Female Ejaculate Made Of?
Female ejaculate is a clear fluid that is not urine but is actually very similar (chemically) to the prostatic fluid found in men, and is created by periurethral glands. This fluid is released through the urethra, which has led many people to confuse ejaculate with urine, but we assure you they really are different. The average amount of female ejaculate is estimated at around 1-2 teaspoons.
How Does a Woman Achieve Ejaculation?
The most common way to achieve female ejaculation is through stimulation of the G-spot, which is an area of spongy erectile tissue located inside the vagina along the vaginal wall. It is also known as the periurethral sponge. The periurethral sponge surrounds the urethral opening, which is where urine exits the body, and is located approximately 1- 2 inches or more inside the vagina along the front wall (towards the bellybutton). Since the PC muscles help push fluids through the urethra, learning how to both relax and contract the muscle may also help the ejaculate release from your body. It is possible, though less common, for women to achieve female ejaculation through clitoral stimulation.
You may find that ejaculating is easier in certain positions, especially if your hips are higher than your head. While a pillow or two definitely makes it easier, if that doesn’t do the trick, check out sex positioning pillows. These pillows give you great support, have a machine-washable cover and are the right angle for G-spot play for lots of folks. Plus, they make it easier to combine G-spot play and oral sex!
Since some people ask what the G in G-spot is for, it’s named for Ernst Gräfenberg, a German gynecologist who published some of the first research on this sexual organ.
Other Useful Ejaculation Tips
Being able to contract and release your PC muscle can help with achieving female ejaculation. You can strengthen your PC muscles (as well as learning how to relax and contract them) by doing Kegel exercises. This article explains where the PC muscle is and how to strengthen it:What is Your PC Muscle?
Worrying about whether or not you will ejaculate is a sure way to throw yourself off (just like worrying about an orgasm), so make sure you’re in a comfortable place and try not to pressure yourself. If it happens, great. If not, don’t stress about it and have fun.
Adding clitoral stimulation to your G-spot stimulation might be just the ticket to get your ejaculate flowing, so always make sure to listen to your body and do what feels good. Not only does this have its own rewards but it might turn out to be just the thing to set your fluids free.
If you are worried about accidentally urinating while relaxing and contracting those PC muscles, create a space for yourself that will let you explore your body in peace. If placing towels beneath you, or even moving your exploits into a bathroom, will give you the freedom to let yourself go, then do it. Trying anything new for the first time (especially when it involves your body) can seem embarrassing or even a little scary; what matters most is that you make yourself as comfortable as possible and try to enjoy what the experience has to offer you.
So grab your partner, your fingers, or your favorite G-spot toy and start exploring. You might even realize that female ejaculation is something you’ve done before. And if female ejaculation just doesn’t seem to happen for you, at least you’ll have fun trying.
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Nina Hartley always has great how to video’s on every sexual subject including female ejaculation, http://www.ninahartley.com. So don’t be afraid to explore the internet. Sure you might come across some squirting video’s. But how are you going to learn if you don’t see what’s supposed to happen. Just have fun with it. Explore sexy stuff with your partner.
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Bondage Basics..
Bondage Basics.
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Bondage and restraint is one of the most common sexual fantasies and we get a lot of questions about it. Here are a few key tips that will make it fun and exciting for you and your partner.
Different Fantasies
Before you get started with bondage, it’s a good idea to talk with your partner about what it is that you find exciting. It might be the fantasy of giving up control. Maybe it’s not being able to move. Or it could be about being able to struggle and strain against the rope. Different desires may mean different approaches to bondage. For example, if it’s the fantasy of having your partner be in charge, you might choose a lighter set of restraints. But if you want to pull and struggle, you’ll need something more heavy-duty.
If you’re not sure what it is about bondage that turns you on, pick up one of our kinky erotica books. One fun way to use them (besides a little one-handed reading) is to highlight the sections that you find especially arousing. You can share the book with a partner or have them highlight their favorite scenes, too.
Getting Started
Before you get out the restraints, there are some important safety tips that will make sure that your bedroom fun stays fun.
Choose a safeword. A safeword is a code word that means “stop” or “I need a break.” There are two important reasons to use a safeword. First, some people like to play with the fantasy of struggling. If saying “no! no! please stop!” turns you on, then it’s important to have a clear way to tell your partner when you really mean stop. Second, the word “no” can be challenging for some people to say or to hear, especially in a passionate moment. A safeword is often much easier. Some examples of safewords include: red (for “stop”), yellow (for “slow down”), and time out. If you’re using a gag to muffle your partner’s moans, give them something to hold in their hand to drop on the floor if they need to call a time out. A set of keys works quite well.
The more restricting the bondage, the shorter the time that someone can stay in it. Give your partner some wiggle room and you’ll be able to keep going longer. Tying someone standing up gives you a lot less time than if they’re lying down. Standing bondage, and especially hands-over-head bondage, can result in dizziness and even fainting if it goes on too long. To prevent a fall, support your partner’s weight when you remove them from hands-up bondage. If bondage is too tight, you can cut off blood flow, especially if your partner likes to struggle. That can cause harm to the hands and feet. Make sure that you can slip two fingers between the restraints and the wrists or ankles.
It’s important that you are able to take the bondage off in a hurry. Surprises and emergencies do happen, so it’s best to be prepared. Use carabineers to attach your rope to the bed or other tie-down point, and you can unclip it in an instant. A pair of safety scissors can cut through rope without hurting the skin underneath. We strongly recommend them for all rope bondage.
Although bondage websites can be lots of fun to watch, they’re not the best source of how-to information. Professional bondage models are often more flexible than most of us and photos are often digitally altered. Plus, professionals have a crew available to get someone down in a hurry if they need to.
Ropes or Restraints?
The easiest way to get started with bondage is with a set of restraints like cuffs and collars. They buckle around the wrist or ankles and can be adjusted to fit anyone. You can attach a piece of rope or chain to the loop on your restraint and secure the other end to your bed frame or other furniture. And when you’re done, you might even leave the rope in place to make the next time faster!
Restraints have a lot of advantages. It’s easy to use them safely and getting them on and off is fast. And no matter how much you pull on them, they won’t get tighter. That makes them a better choice than scarves or neckties that can tighten around the wrists from pulling.
Fabric restraints are lighter in weight, but may be less durable. Leather is heavier, but can stand up to more use. We have restraints made from different materials, so whatever you’re looking for, we’ve got it.
Rope bondage is a lot of fun, if you take the time to learn some basic skills. We have some great books that are full of instructions and photos so you can start tying your partner up. And we often host workshops on bondage techniques with some of the best teachers around. Check out the scheduleto see what’s coming up.
What About Handcuffs?
We don’t carry handcuffs because they’re not as safe as restraints. Toy handcuffs can tighten down around the wrists and damage the nerves, tendons and blood vessels of the hands. They’re also quite narrow, which puts a lot of pressure on the wrists, even when they’re lined with fleece. Restraints are a much safer way to get the same effect.
Now That I Have Some Restraints, What Do I Do?
Your bondage is limited only by your imagination. Here are a few fun ideas to get you started.
Have your partner lie on the bed and tie their hands above their head. You can keep their arms together or have them held apart. You can also tie their legs open, with or without their hands tied down. Try it face up or face down. We’re sure you can think of something to do with them in any of those positions.
Get creative with your furniture! Bend your partner over a footstool or table and tie them to the legs. Or secure their wrists to their ankles. Tie your partner’s feet to the legs of the chair and their wrists to the arms of the chair. While their genitals may or may not be available, there’s lots of other fun things you can do.
Put restraints on your partner’s wrists and clip them together behind their back. They’ll have plenty of wiggle room, but they sure can’t get away!
Blindfolds add a thrill to your bondage, both because your partner can’t tell what you’re doing and because the lack of sight increases how much attention they’ll give to their other senses. Plus, if you’re new to bondage, you may feel more comfortable knowing that your partner can’t see you.
How about stroking your partner with a feather? Or a glove covered in fur? Ice cubes? If you don’t have long fingernails, trail a bamboo skewer down their skin. Our massage lotions and massage candles are a great way to tease a partner who can’t move. Almost anything can be a great toy, especially when you combine it with bondage!
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August 25, 2014
Make Her Sex Drive STRONGER Than Yours
Initiating SEX! You can make her want it more than you.
Originally posted on 2 Girls Teach Sex :
Brianna, Special for 2 Girls Teach Sex
Often a guy will write in to me asking me how he can get more sex from his girlfriend or wife.
Do YOU have a higher sex drive than your girl as many guys SEEM to?
In reality, in many cases it is not that your girl has a low sex drive.
What is really happening is that you do not…
SATISFY HER ENOUGH FOR HER TO
INITIATE SEX WITH YOU.
If this is the case often she would rather satisfy herself with a toy or in many cases give up on sex and become grouchy and irritable.
You see, full female sexual pleasure REQUIRES orgasms. Her moaning, saying its good, or letting you have sex with her IS NOT ENOUGH.
And by requiring orgasms, I mean everytime, and in a variety of places. (full body, g spot, deep spot,)
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Authors for Authors
Authors have to write what they know, or what they feel like writing regardless of who likes it..
Originally posted on A Writer's Nest:
Today’s Authors for Authors comes from Elizabeth SaFleur:
What drove you to say, fuck it, I want to write whatever genre you write?
When my cousin asked what I was writing, she prefaced it with “I hope you aren’t writing 50 Shades of Grey” – as if that was the worst genre I could choose. Right then and there I decided it wouldn’t matter what genre I chose because someone would have something to say about it. In the end, I write erotic romance because that’s what I like to read. Most people in this world have sex, so leaving it out amongst characters just seemed silly to me. Sex is one of the most powerful forces on our planet and yet some people don’t want to talk about it or read it. I do not understand those people.
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August 24, 2014
What Type of Submissive are You? (Click on the boxes 2C Pictures)
What Kind of Submissive Are You?
Originally posted on mastererotica60:
My sweet little sub m stayed in Oregon visiting with family for another week. We talked on the phone & even had some MIND BLOWING PHONE SEX! As satisfying as it was, it just wasn’t the same! I can’t wait 2 get her in my arms & in my bed! In the mean time I’d like 2 share these words about submissives:
There are many levels and versions of submission.
One way to ensure a good BDSM relationship is to be up front in what you want during play time, personal service and sexual service. State what your desires and needs are and there will be a lot less mistakes. Dominants are not mind readers. Be clear on your limits. Some submissives only submit in sexual scenes and not in the rest of their lives, while others give over their entire life to a Dominant. Some subs only want to…
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Ten Kinky Tips to Get You Started, Sexy Sunday # 29
This week I thought I would list ten things that any couple can do to spice up their sex lives. It really doesn’t take much. Love, Laughter, some toys,and maybe a glass of wine or my favorite Kinky pink. You can try these ten things or make up ten of your own. There’s a way to spice things up right there. Sit down with your spouse and make up ten things you both are willing to try. Or you can pick a few from my little list.
1) Romance, Plan a romantic dinner for two. When he walks through the door make sure you he knows what’s happening without you having to say a word. Ask him or her to get comfortable. Make them a drink. As you take the pan of roasted chicken out of the oven make sure he see’s that you’re not wearing any panties.
Then as the dinner winds down start licking on that chocolate covered strawberry. Then ask if he wants to know whats for dessert?
2) Trust, It is the main part of any kinky fuckery. It doesn’t happen overnight. But without it there’s just vanilla. So make sure you treat your spouse, sub, wife, lover, partner or your Boo the way you yourself would want to be treated, And that’s with respect.
She has to completely trust you before she can let her guard down. There has to be trust before she will or can let go of her inhibitions. Can you imagine letting another do what ever they want to you? That takes courage like you wouldn’t believe. Reassure her that you would never hurt her. Then blindfold her.
Make sure she knows what you’re going to be doing before you do it. Slow and steady wins this race. Tell her what toy you’ll be using next. Let her get comfortable with the process. If you can give her what she needs, She will open up like never before. Your woman needs communication, trust and that blindfold.
3) Dirty Talk, Talking dirty to your spouse has to be timed just right, or it’s all for nothing. Don’t walk up behind her and tell her you want to bend her over and fuck her if you see she’s having a bad day. You have to be observant at all times. Watch to see if the kids driving her nuts? And if it’s that time of the month make sure you come home with a large bar of Cadbury chocolate. and give her a foot rub. Take care of her and She will remember it. When the week is over she will reward you in the sweetest way possible.
On the other hand if you’re both having one of those playfully sexy days, then this is the perfect time to talk dirty. Don’t get offended when she giggles or laughs. Just Whisper in her ear what you’re going to do to her and watch her submissive side come to light.
Ladies if you’re the one talking dirty watch how pleasantly surprised he gets when he hears dirty words coming from your mouth.
4) The Toys, If you’ve been listening to any of my blogs you know that adult toys are a must for spicing up your sex life. And by now you must have a nice collection hidden in that closet or under the bed or in that draw. Now’s the time to show your spouse the goods.
Plop the box of vibes, feathery ticklers, cuffs, paddles, the blindfold, dildo’s, plugs, nipple clamps, rope, flogger and huge tube of Lube on the bed. Just watch your partner’s expression. Should be an interesting night, don’t you think? he he..
5) Directions, Make some noise. How else is he or she supposed to know if it feels good? If you’re not moaning and saying Yes! Oh God Yes! Then there’s something wrong. Also if he’s not touching or licking you in the right places its Ok to let him know what direction he should go in. How else is he going to please you? Our men are not mind readers. You should only have to tell him once. Sex is a two way street. Giving and getting is how sex makes you both happy.
6) The Mood, Setting the mood, Candles or soft lighting at first is a good thing. Slowly bring your partner into the light. Most women don’t like having sex with the lights on. They don’t think they’re beautiful. And no matter how many times you tell us we still feel insecure about our bodies. But it can and does get better with time and patience.
Weather you like music playing or not setting the mood can make all the difference in how your night goes. Remember things don’t always have to be serious. laughter is sometimes just what the Dom ordered. Sex is messy, it’s awkward, it’s sticky. Things happen. Batteries go dead. The Magic wand won’t start. The pillows need adjusting. Just Go with it and when all else fails, Laugh. Sex should be fun.
7) Turning the Corner, Don’t push, But do push. Starting with light nibbles can turn into nips or soft bites on the neck, thighs, or elsewhere. Pinching her nipples harder than you usually do will show her you mean business. Listen for that hiss as you tighten those nipple clamps. She’s not yelling Red Or Stop! She’s actually giving in. Because it’s the kind of pain that feels Oh So Good. She’s letting go. This is where your sexlife turns that corner.
8) The switch, Let her be the top for the night. It probably won’t last. And more than likely you will find out a few things that she might like. What I mean is if she’s doing it to you there’s a good chance she likes how it feels and wants it done to her.
9) Kissing, Don’t forget the kissing. Kissing is a very intimate act. Its the connection that you both have with each other. It a way to tell each other that you love them without saying a word. And ladies when he bites that bottom lip, Um yea you know what I mean. Kissing your spouse is the one thing you should never forget to do.
10) Cuddles, After you’ve both had your fun and the Orgasms have reached their all time record hold your spouse, sub, wife, partner. Since you’re both completely satisfied this is the time to ask some questions and get honest answers. It’s the best time to hear the likes and dislikes. Ask her what it is that she would like more of, Or what she might want to try next? You see while you’re holding her she is more apt to open up. The trust is there. You’re showing her how much you love and respect her by cuddling.
In the end it really doesn’t matter if you use one or none of these tips. Just as long as you change things up a bit from time to time. And you talk to your spouse. If you think your spouse is holding back or maybe they just can’t talk openly about something sexual just yet, ask them to find an article or maybe a scene in a book their reading and send it to you.
Or better yet ask them to read it to you. My Sir makes me do this. And yes even I get shy, more submissive when he asked me to read something sexual. Even when I read back a scene in one of my books that I’ve just written I start to giggle. He loves it and isn’t that the point.
The point is, It gets monotonous re-living that same ole sex scene. I know there are so many women out there that would love to add that extra spice to the bedroom. But they’re afraid that their men will laugh at them.
Let me put it this way. Is your relationship worth the risk? Lets face it, if you can’t talk to your spouse about sex then who are you going to talk too?
It’s up to you to at least try and make the decisions for change. No one can do it for you. Well maybe I can. You can send your spouse my blog.
Or Think of little me, 4’10” with my Jersey girl accent talking to your spouse; “Hey! Aren’t you tired of the Missionary position? Cause she’s tired of it. Snap out of that vanilla fog. She’s trying to tell you something.
So listen up; Your women wants you to pleasure her in ways she’s never been pleasured before. And she’s willing to please you back. She want’s to try new kinky things with You. Only you can make this happen. You just have to Buck up! Do some research. This is your chance to get a little or a lot freaky with her. Why not Be her gentlemen by day, and a Sir by night.”
I hope you all have a very Sexy Sunday, And don’t forget the Lube.
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August 20, 2014
It’s Hard Being My Dominant
Hispetitelle writes It’s Hard To Being My Dominant.
Originally posted on The Submission of Elle:
Whose plight is more difficult, the Dominant’s or the submissive’s? Is it harder to reveal and open up or is it harder to unveil and draw out? I think the Dominant’s plight is far more difficult because you can only know as much as the submissive is willing and trusting enough to share. It seems you are at your submissive’s mercy and have to constantly make the choice to keep reaching for an answer. You know something is hovering near the surface and you attempt to coax, persuade, and maybe even command it be revealed, but your submissive may not be ready to let it out or even know that there is something that needs to come out. That was me, until the other night, when I finally revealed it to Coach. What a foolish woman I’ve been!
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August 18, 2014
Do You Have a Submissive Mind?
Do You Have a Submissive Mind?
Originally posted on mastererotica60:
Another article u may or may not have seen, but worth repeating.
Thanks again to BDSM Unveiled!
Are u a true submissive?
In your exploration to further your knowledge of BDSM or D/s, you may have come across the terms submissive mind or mindset. There are many varying definitions for this. Some believe that their minds are always in a submissive place. Others believe that rituals are what transition them into becoming submissive in their thoughts.
To me, a “submissive mind or mindset” is that place inside a person in which they always submit to another, maybe only one special person, but are always submissive to him/her. No matter what I am doing, when blogging, working on a new book, answering or interacting with my readers, or just normal housework, I am always submissive to my Dominant, Padrone Marco. His values, thoughts, guidance, and needs are always…
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August 17, 2014
PackageThis is Sexy Sunday # 28
Did you know that you can shop on-line at most of your favorite stores and find all kinds of sexy kinky things? We all know that target has lingerie, nighties, thigh highs and heels. But did you know they also have a sexual health category online. So of course when I saw it I had no choice but to clicked on it.
And wouldn’t you know they have things to get your mojo motor running.
Now Target doesn’t have an Hitachi magic wand. And If you’re going to spend the money I would always go for an Hitachi. Or Adamneve.com has a magic wand that’s even stronger than the Hitachi.
Target does have a Conair body benefits massager. It has five reviews that all say it’s great. And so if this is the only place you’re ready to shop why not give it a try. They also have plenty of Dr. Laura Berman vibrators. I’ve tried a few and I wouldn’t waste my money on another. Not strong enough for me. But that doesn’t mean they’re not strong enough for you.
I guess the only reason to shop at one of these stores instead of a real adult noveltie shop is that you think the packaging might give something away. But that’s not the case. Every time I’ve gotten something sexy, naughty or kinky in the mail it’s always come in a discreet box or package.
But if you still aren’t ready to shop at one of these online stores then target or one of the others I’m talking about today is your best bet. Yes they’ll ship to your home in their normal box with the stores logo and they’ll ship it with anything else you happen to purchase in their online store. But my opinion if it matters at all is I don’t think that’s really the best reason to settle on your sexual pleasure.
If you really think the mailman/woman is going to look at you funny, well the answer is sometimes they do and sometimes they don’t. But if and when they do I usually just smile back, I don’t care if the mail person knows what I’m doing in my own home.
Just imagine how many times your postal carrier delivers kinky little packages all over your neighborhood. Believe me you’re not the only one pleasuring yourself on the block. And if you think you are think again.
Haven’t you ever brought up the subject of sex at a party? Or maybe someone else did. Well did you see those smiles or smirks from that couple or that one person sitting by that tiki torch? It’s usually after a few drinks or maybe even after something other than appetizers has been passed around. That’s when the real conversations start. And these conversations are usually with the fun people anyway. It’s time to stop worrying about a look you may get. Because everyone has sex. Some more than others, but we’re all doing it.
Anyway I started checking out other online stores like Wallgreens.com. As I opened the Sexual wellness page because that’s where they put the sexy stuff, I saw this heading; Shh-We- Carry- A lot more online. I couldn’t help but laugh as this was kind of a wink, wink heading if you know what I mean.
Well Wallgreens you really do carry a lot more online than in your stores. Yes Wallgreens has kinky stuff too. And once I found out where to click I hit the vibrators & adult toys. This is where I saw what all the shushing was about. Wallgreens does have the Hitachi magic wand. Which was what I was looking for in each of these online stores anyway.
Then I saw something that I hadn’t seen before. Big Teaze travel toys. Now bare with me as it’s the description that got me;
Winter through spring, romance knows no season and what better way to reveal your heart’s true passion than to give the object of your desire the pleasure she deserves every day of the year. Oh so stylish in a removable feather boa and glamorous Swarovski crystal, I Rub My Duckie®- SweetHeart™ exudes feminine charm. Don’t let the sweet expression fool you, however, this little Femme fatale offers amazingly strong, but quiet vibrations. And like all well-bred Duckies, she is waterproof, so she will delight your honey in the bed, bath or wherever! Our SweetHeart™ Duckie is especially fetching in her re-usable, heart case. Requires one AAA battery (not included) and a romantic sensibility!
Really now, I had to tell my Sir that if he ever see’s these little duckies to keep it moving. I don’t think I could keep a straight face if he pulled out a rubber duckie to use on my Ooh-ha, or any place on my body for that matter. Are you getting what I’m saying ladies?
As I continued to venture into Wallgreen.com I saw an entire page of these Big Teaze travel toys.
My only hope is that these are some kind of collectible vibes. Because they’re not the kind of vibrators I would think most adult’s have in their sexy drawers or trunks. I mean I can’t imagine having a night of passion with your spouse or significant other and pulling out your rubber duckie, wormie or any other animal shaped vibrator that looks like something your kid would take in the bathtub. Can you?
I hope you’re ready for this because here’s another description;
Big Teaze Toys releases a new species of Toys for Boys. News Flash! We have started receiving worldwide reports of invading, big-mouthed Aliens landing all over the globe! Upon escape from their damaged spaceships, it seems that these Aliens are on a direct mission to attack men below the belt.
YES you read that right. And I am sparing you the rest. Yes there’s more, but if you want to see it you’ll have to go online to Wallgreens and see these things for yourself.
I just wondered how many people thought that these really were kids toys and gave them to their children. Can you imagine seeing these in one of your friends or neighbors bathtubs as you take a bathroom break from that backyard BBQ?
FYI, they say these vibrating Teazers are invading home’s everywhere.
So be on the lookout. The next time you see a rubber duckie in someone’s bathroom I bet you can’t help yourself from picking it up to see if there’s a switch somewhere on that that thing. Lol. Especially now that I’ve put it in your head.
At riteaid.com and I found a sexual well-being page too. And this is where it said; You are about to view sexually explicit materials. If you do not wish to proceed simply click the decline button.
Really? Are you kidding me right now? You said sexually explicit so of course I clicked, I Accept.
There’s things to get you started at riteaid.com too. With twenty pages of assorted vibes, lubes, supplements, and such. I’m sure you can find something that catches your eye or makes you Ooh Hoo tingle.
Cvs.com was one of those places that likes to keep their sexy quiet. Shhhop personal items is how they put it. They had more than I thought they would after seeing that headline. Now if a fish bowl of condoms are what you’re after this is the place to go. They also have lots of lube. Sure there was twenty pages of items. But most of the items looked to be the same thing only in different colors. So really there was more like ten pages.
Then something caught my eye called tightening cream. Yup, and there was one review from a woman in Ohio. She said,”Officially addicted!” Yea with an exclamation point and everything. She also said the stuff was Outstanding! And that it Tightens & lubes, and that her husband could definitely feel the difference.
Well here here Ruthless C. In Ohio. You go girl! Any woman who searches out a way to get her freak on is Ok in my book. Like I always say, where there’s a will there’s certainly a way. And any woman that gets excited over tightening cream either has always had or is on her way to a happy and healthy sex life. Thank you Ruthless from Ohio. Your review about tightening cream made the trip to cvs.com worthwhile.
And then of course I checked out the store that has everything, Walmart.com. Walmart would like us all to think they are a nice family oriented store. That being said they call most of their vibrators massagers. They did have everything from personal lubricant’s and condoms from three to thirty count. Hell they even had an at home paternity test, Yes you read that right. And there was the massage tables that I have to say looked pretty damn sturdy and comfy. Yes Walmart did have a magic wand. Only they called it a blue massager. You can take that how you like.
What I’m saying this week is that you can get your kinky tools pretty much anywhere. But if you’re looking for any kind of fetish wear, bondage equipment, dildo’s, anal beads, swings, floggers, or most of your sexy pleasure needs, than you’re going to have to take the plunge and click on one of the online stores. I promise they will not be delivered by a truck with a dildo on top. And the package will be discreet. Goodvibes.com and Adamneve.com or any of the many other adult shops have everything you and your other half desire.
All I’m saying is that there are plenty of places to get some kinky goods without having to go to the obvious. And if you still prefer to shop at your favorite online store than your somewhat covered.
So I’m done with my post and I read it to my Sir. He’s got that sexy look on his face and he proceeds to tell me that I have a Teazer toy. “What? Where? No way, I don’t have a duckie, or a wormie.” He laughs and says, “It’s that cold hard thing that I have used on you many times while you’re blindfolded.” I giggle as I ask, “Can I see it Sir.” He smiles and says “When the time is right I will let you see and touch it.” He shakes his head as he laughs some more and say’s, “I never thought you would be doing a blog post on Teazer toys.” Me either and now all I can do is laugh with him.
So now that I know for now he’s not going to let me see it. Maybe not for awhile. But at least he let me in on a secret of what it is that makes me feel so good. And I know now that I’m Officially in love with a Teazer toy, Lol.
And now that I’ve actually gone to the Teazer toys page I see that they have some pretty cool sexy toys in normal sexy toy shapes. I also know which Teazer I don’t have. And that’s a duckie or a wormie. Really? Haha..
I hope you all have a sexy Sunday. Oh and Don’t forget the lube..
If you feel brave and want to go to a real adult toy store click on this url. Go ahead, I promise the shopping is easy and the packaging is discreet. http://www.goodvibes.com/?kbid=214397
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