Bart King's Blog, page 62

Harry Potter ripped me off!

Okay, here's the cover of my new book, The Drake Equation (from Disney Hyperion). It'll be available in the spring.

And HERE'S the new ebook cover for J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallow: We can all see what's going on here, right? Rowling's publisher is hoping to get better sails by imitating my book! The only other explanation is that this is a totally random coincidence with no meaning whatsoever... Nah, that can't be it!

Our friend’s dog is freaking me out.

It's Bad Humor Sunday: All These Jokes Must GO!

"Detective, the murder victim may have been poisoned by flan. The lab tests will be done soon." "So—the proof is in the pudding."— Bart King (@BartKing) December 13, 2015

A crow goes shopping in Boston: "Will this be cash?" "No, put it on my credit cawed."— Bart King (@BartKing) December 13, 2015

Job Interview: "What are your hobbies?" "I love peanut butter." "OK, anything else—" [sets peanut butter jar on desk] "I REALLY LOVE IT."— Bart King (@BartKing) December 10, 2015

Just realized that any humor concocted under a roof is an "inside joke." *mind blown*— Bart King (@BartKing) December 10, 2015

"We can see this is a disaster site, and we're here to help. But first – stick 'em up!" —A visit from the Red Double-Cross.— Bart King (@BartKing) December 13, 2015

"Want to get a quick drink?"

"No. No, I don't." (Via.)

How hard has it been raining in Oregon?

About this hard.

I love street cleaning day

Everything's so fresh and clean and peaceful after the street sweeper comes. :)
Wait—WHAT IS THAT?

*dials 911*

Nice apostrophe usage, McDonald's!

'Tis lame! (Photo by Suzanne Taylor.)

"What problems did you have when you were my age?" asked the young reader.

Sing it!

Oops, typo. I meant "singe it."

Behold—"The Wreath of Khan"

Nice work, Josh Ellingson!