Bart King's Blog, page 61

"I want an appendectomy."

"But sir, there doesn't appear to be any reason for that—" 

"NOW."

PUBLIC NOTICE

Due to icy conditions, my mind will have a two-hour delayed opening this morning.

"Everything is more beautiful covered in snow."

That's what my wife said as she shoved it in my face!

Happy New Year!

(And my apologies.)

I've always had good taste in glasses.

My friend and former student, Noah, posted this staff yearbook photo from yesteryear. Looking good, King!

Today, my dog jumped for Joy!

Then Joy, a woman we'd met on the beach, ran away in terror.

"Figgy pudding? Engage."

That feeling of accomplishment that comes from photobombing your brother's holiday card.

That's me growing out of his shoulder!

Hey, do you want to see a gut-wrenching, tragic drama?

I know it's lame for a grown man to geek out over a movie premiere...

...but the new "Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip" film is fantastic!