Bart King's Blog, page 146

I like this library's attitude.

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The Literate Family: A One-Act Play

MOM (reading): How's your book, Jenny?




JENNY: Great! Hey Dad, do you like your Father's Day gift?

DAD: I'm already on chapter 3!

JUNIOR (from far back): Uh... who's driving?




[Car flies off cliff, explodes.]




(Car decal via.)

"Uh-oh."

Time to shut off that fire hydrant! 

Chicago, 1959.

Words o' Wisdom

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Superhero Humor!

(Don't get it? Hit "Read more" for the explanation.)



The Roman number for "ten" is "X". 




So this picture of ten Romans has a caption reading "ten men." And coincidentally, The Big Book of Superheroes comes out in about ten months!

I was forced to ignore this reader recommendation.

I prefer autumn. (Via.)

No sit, Sherlock!

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This is a really inefficient way to threaten someone.

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Dang, Hogwarts is expensive!

"Push harder—PUSH!"

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