Bart King's Blog, page 120
January 5, 2014
Get it? Get it?
No? Okay, think of a child's nickname for these women. Keep thinking!No, they're not "old bats"—sheesh!
Still nothing? Well, the artist, Dave Collinson, has a title for this piece that will give it away. If you're sure you want to give up so easily, hit "Read more"!
January 4, 2014
Multiple Choice!
By recommending this Lance Armstrong book, a librarian at our local branch shows that he/she...a.) has a funny sense of humorb.) doesn't keep up with current events c.) is a picture book enthusiast/moral relativist
January 3, 2014
Um, I don't want to cause any trouble...
...but it doesn't look like you're in a street!*runs away in terror*Street Sword: Practical use of the Long Blade for Self-Defense
January 2, 2014
January 1, 2014
It's 2014! Let's see what the new year has in store for me!
Oh, just FORGET IT.
December 27, 2013
December 26, 2013
The Greatest Gift of All
For the holidays, I got my wife "Smittens"—mittens that are built for two. And now we're the envy of the neighborhood!
Of course, she can't wear them by herself—but that's true glove. (PUN.) BTW, check out this artwork from the Smittens website—the couple are standing as far apart as possible!
My friend Mallory spiced it up by adding a kitten:
