Bart King's Blog, page 119
January 14, 2014
January 13, 2014
Ever wonder what video games were like in the '80s?
They were cooler than you can ever imagine.
January 12, 2014
Erik—I want my $10
In 1975, I got tired of my eight-year-old brother's bragging about how awesome he was going to be in the NFL. So I made a bet with him—
Erik DID go on to play college football (yay!) and he now coaches varsity football. But as he DIDN'T go into the NFL... dude, where's my money?!
Erik DID go on to play college football (yay!) and he now coaches varsity football. But as he DIDN'T go into the NFL... dude, where's my money?!
January 11, 2014
Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?
Yeah, neither was that kid.
Bad dog—good headline!
"Scooby Doom: Dog blows up house with can of deodorant" via.
January 10, 2014
Hmmm...that's actually pretty good advice!
*puts down big rock, sits in front of piano*Then I realize something: “3.8 billion years of evolution and I still can't play the piano!”Via.
January 7, 2014
"LMSOO": The Greatest List of Fake Cuss Words Ever
What does LMSOO stand for? Why, "Laughing My Sweet Onions Off" of course!
Here's the deal—a high school student posted the list below along with this (paraphrased) explanation:
So I got a detention today for cussing. The vice principal and I had a chat about how I should find alternatives to swearing.
Then she pulled this list out: “Here are some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.”
W H A THere’s the list, along with some additions from my Facebook friends:
What the Hell-o Kitty do you think you're doing!?Poop on a stickFish paste!SchmoogiesThat just burns my biscuitsFlaming heck!Goof nuggetBarbara StreisandCuku babanas!Shut the front doorPeapodsDookieOh knickers!Swizzle sticksCarpMother fletcher!Sweet onionsO cram cakesShardsMother of pearl!Tartar sauceBlood and sandI don’t give a Donald DuckOh for the love…Great Scot!William Shatner (right)
"William—Shatner—erk!"What the frog?Duck waterCaesar’s ghostPickle fartsHoover Dam!Well doesn’t that bruise your bananaHoly snapping turtlesDonkeySon of a motherless goatHorse hockey!Crunch poopShitake mushroomsBarnaclesFart knockerHobknockerCheese and rice!Scuttle buttFraggle rockBullspitFluffernutsSon of a nutcracker!ShikakaPoopyscoopMerlin’s beardClown shoes!PokemonFudge berries
I command you to JUMP!Shostakovich!Kitty whiskersHot peppers!HaystacksOh firetruckBob Saget!MarklarNarfHorse feathers!CursesH-E-double-hockey-sticksPhooeyDillweedFudgeJumpin’ JiminyCheesesSon of a monkeyRatsDagnabitAmazeballs!CrikeyTruck nutsNutsPicklesLeaping lizardsEgadRaspberriesFiddlesticks!Good gravyButterscotchCracker jacksNoodlesOh snapWhat the cuss?DratJeez LouiseHamburgersJumpin’ Jehosaphat!Thanks to Mallory R. for this post’s title, as well as to Angelique R.D., Erin F., Phyllis A.W., Peter A., River J., Donna M., Gretchen L., and Patricia P. (Link to the original (NSFW) post below the break.)
