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Holiday Humor

Santa washed down the last cookie with a glass of milk. 
Then he spotted the note: "Dear Santa: If you leave me a bike, I'll give you the antidote to the poison in the milk!"
Top photo via.

Batman is REALLY old!

This book was published in 1581 and written by Batman! (His name was Stephen Batman, but still.)

But here's the weird thing—The Doome Warning All Men to the Judgemente is dedicated like this:

To the Joker: consider this a warning.
JK about that last bit! (Via.)

It can be sort of annoying to have someone read over your shoulder.

But over your head? Adorable. (Via.)

Want to know the hardest part of finishing a book? Its back cover!

And now (drum roll, please), here's the back of The Big Book of Superheroes!

Yay. Oh, and one other thing—happy Friday! Yay.

PUN!

Over at Iguana Mouth, Lauren drew this awesome Batman comic. If you don't get it, keep looking. If you STILL don't get it, hit "Read more".)

It's a bat-mobile.

I'm not saying it's cold, but...

According to my weather app, a blue meteorite will smash into Portland tomorrow, laying waste to the entire metro area.

But the good news is that it warms up a bit the next day!

Funny Story

A friend of mine who teachers sixth grade wrote to me today. She has “Question of the Day” for her classroom. And today’s question was “What is your favorite book?” 
Two boys raised their hands and said, “Bart King!”
So the teacher patiently explained that I’m an AUTHOR, not a BOOK.
Then she flunked them. (Just kidding about that last part!)

The Cheesiest, Coolest Holiday Sweater This Year

NASA scientist Marc Rober invented it… and all we can do is stand back in awe!

PSST! Do you like inventions? What about curry and sausage?

Well then do I have the book for you! the invention of curried sausage