S.P. Wayne's Blog: STUFF IS HAPPENING, page 3

actual e-mail i just sent my boyfriend

http://www.wired.com/2015/02/misty-keasler-love-hotels/

I ignored the article text entirely to flip through the slideshow. Conclusions:
1) I could work with any of these. I mean, like, hello kitty in the bedroom isn’t a bonus but it’s not like that’s gonna stop me, and
2) The subway room is brilliant.
3) No,  really, I would book the subway room. I am so serious.
4) the red mirror room is totally a Nicolas Winding Refn set, so, you know, why not.
5) actually, I think I couldn’t manage to bangarang in the Santa lobby, but that’s okay because it’s a lobby and not a room.
6) hahah, lies, I could bangarang in the Santa room if you were available.

Ladies and gentlemen and genderfluid people in the audience: TRUE ROMANCE.

also I haven’t had my coffee yet please do not ask me questions about whether love hotels are problematic or not i just want to have weird role play sex in the subway room okay byyye.

I have to say, etsy’s recommended items for me are super...

I have to say, etsy’s recommended items for me are super on point. Werewolf in a can! WEREWOLF IN A CAN.

Axton, you trendsetter, you.Dudes in dainty chains = awesome,...

Axton, you trendsetter, you.

Dudes in dainty chains = awesome, alright.

"The "Heart and the Hunter" Necklace is a small bronze charm that is discreet enough for a man to wear confidently…"

crutchless:So glad my new barbell training book showed up today....

crutchless:

So glad my new barbell training book showed up today. Got to make that form perfect! I will not get hurt.

so anyway, Karate Boyfriend and I are currently doing this.

After Beloved Personal Trainer #1 quit to go work in IT, and Beloved Personal Trainer #2 Who Was Also Our BFF died, we decided to finally get our shit together and train ourselves.

HONESTLY I’M JUST REALLY FUCKING HUNGRY, YOU GUYS. CONSTANTLY HUNGRY. I’m eating! Trust me, I am stuffing food into my face all the time. all. the. time. But properly done heavy squats and deadlifts is just, like.

look okay I have YEARS of experience in not eating until I stop menstruating and pass out at work. i am fantastically accomplished at not eating! #overachiever

but like

oh man

strength training is the only thing that kicks my food regulator brain part back on

but like

WILL SOMEONE MAKE ME DINNER, is all I can really think about right now.

hahahbut for real though please don’t. strength training...

hahah

but for real though please don’t. strength training burns more calories something something something #broscience GET THAT 5K SIGN UP FORM AWAY FROM ME *hisssss*

LOOK AT HIS SOULFUL SOULFUL EYES

LOOK AT HIS SOULFUL SOULFUL EYES

It's Monday, so here are some pretty dudes.

I'm actually usually totally cool with Monday. Even if I'm underslept, Monday is fresh and dewy and new. I can totally make it through a day with good intentions and extra coffee! Mid-week is when the sleep deprivation catches up and things get interesting.

However, THIS Monday I woke up and immediately like three challenging things happened in quick succession. I'm going with "challenging" instead of any other description, for it is my 2015 sacred vow to be less of a hater. The world is difficult enough without people encouraging miserable self-thought, and so I shall be kind to others and also to myself. This means less snarking about fun petty shit, but in general it's been well worth it and I feel way better about just, like, life. Put down the haterade, yo. It's not actually hydrating.

But the point is, MONDAY MORNING WAS CHALLENGING, and I know that Monday morning is frequently challenging world over, so let's celebrate with a brief collection of attractive man gifs. My gift to you. Why not.

Those of you who have been following me on the internet for a long time, under many different names, are nodding knowingly.

"She's going to post a Gaspard Ulliel gif first," you are thinking.

Yes. Yes I am.

"It's going to be the Hannibal Rising one with the blood splatter," you true believers are thinking, "it's always the Hannibal Rising blood splatter gif."

HAH! No! SURPRISE!



Here's young Gaspard looking vaguely morose, probably because it's Monday.



Here is slightly less young Gaspard, looking, I don't know, where is this even from? With a couple of exceptions, I don't watch Gaspard's movies; I just wait for new photoshoots to hit the internet. Here is slightly less young Gaspard looking SHIRTLESS, there we go.



This is Zero Kazama, who I couldn't find any gifs of, and that's a damn shame. He was the host on the American version of Silent Library, and he makes magnificently attractive "I'm so disappointed in you" faces. I mention him any time I'm talking about attractive people because I'm sad that there aren't more pictures of him on the internet and maybe if I mention it enough somehow this will change?



This is Keanu Reeves looking decidedly agitated, probably because I found this gif tagged as "John Wick" when this is CLEARLY Keanu as John Constantine in the movie from like a decade ago.

Incidentally, the Constantine TV show on NBC is the best show you've never bothered to watch that's likely to be cancelled soon (or already has been? the internet has not provided a clear answer). Unfortunately the pilot was abysmal--NO NO NO, self, put down the haterade. Uh, the pilot wasn't quite the right tone for an adaption of the Hellblazer comic, though it would have been a fine show otherwise. However, from the second episode on, the show is just killing it. The characterization has been ON POINT. Episode four is the hunger demon episode and it's very visceral and emotional and ultimately heart wrenching, and really shows how John Constantine is a bloody terrible person but also why you root for him anyway. ALSO THE VOODOO EPISODES ARE ALL REALLY GOOD. Papa Midnite is perfect. Perfectly perfect in every way.

But! SEGUE. This is Matt Ryan. I had to google to find out his name because to me he's just John Constantine.



Wait, that's not a gif. Here we go:



which is a totally Constantine thing to do, you see.

There we go. There is your short collection of Monday man pictures, everyone. I have to go lift weights now.

mizisham:Matanuska Glacier by PipeStone on Flickr.

mizisham:

Matanuska Glacier by PipeStone on Flickr.

goparks:Fresh-fallen snow on the mountain tops glows in...

goparks:

Fresh-fallen snow on the mountain tops glows in the
brilliance of a full moon at Lake Clark National Park & Preserve.

[Photo: National Park Service, W. Hill]

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