Ross Young's Blog, page 42
January 19, 2020
10/01/2020 vss
“Well?”
“Are you from Hell?”
“Please! I am neutral in matters of morality.”
“You’re the Grim Reaper. I did it! I summoned you!”
“That’s what this is?”
“Yes! You were called to do my bidding.”
“Was I?”
“…there’s a lot more blood than I…oh.”
“#inquisitive weren’t you.”
09/01/2020 vss
“Murder?”
“Yup,” Beelzebub said.
“I’m not supposed to be here.”
“This, every time.”
“It wasn’t me, it was the bullet.”
“You’re blaming #kinetic energy?”
“Yes.”
“I can’t torture energy for the rest of eternity. In you come.”
“But I had potential.”
“As did the gun, hah…”
09/01/2020 Brave
“You!” The usurper sighed. “Oh Beelzebub. You lost. Let it go and take your friend with you.”
“It’s not over yet. All good dance offs have a round two.” Beelzebub snapped his fingers. “Grim!”
“So be it!” Death dropped his scythe. And they danced an #imperious tango.
09/01/2020 Whistpr
“It’s so #bright.”
“Yes.” The Grim Reaper nodded. “It is the guiding light. The light at the end of the tunnel.”
“I just follow it?”
“What? Oh, sorry,” he reached up and pulled a string above his head, ‘Click’. “I must have left it on. You’re here just on the left.”
January 8, 2020
08/01/20 brave
“Beelzebub.”
“Grim. Leave me alone.”
“Someone took your throne.”
“It was a disaster but, you know, #ayurnamat.”
“You’ve never said that before.”
“I lost.”
Death gasped. “But…”
I know.”
“Perhaps dance challenges wasn’t wise.”
“He did the worm Grim…the worm.”
08/01/20 vss365
“Sorry I’m late.”
“Who are you?”
“The king of the underworld.”
“Where’s Beelzebub?”
“I took the throne.”
“I have coffee with Beelzebub. Not some #usurper.”
“This is a formal meeting.”
Death leaned back. “Do you know where he is?”
“You’re being ridiculous.”
“I want Beezy!”
08/01/20 whistpr
“Are you from accounts?”
“Why would you think that?”
“Just a guess.”
“It’s the tie isn’t it?”
“Sorry, it’s a bit…”
“I see. The all black look is just…I’m the Grim Reaper, wooo.”
“Why did you go, ‘wooo’.”
“To cause #alarm.”
“To shock me?”
“You do realise you’re dead?”
January 7, 2020
07/01/20 vss
“It would #obviate the need for balancing things.”
“Well yes.”
Beelzebub smiled. “So?”
“I don’t think so.”
“We can suggest it.”
“No.”
“You’re a spoil sport.”
“I just don’t think liking marmite is sinful.”
“It’s just one more commandment!”
“But…marmite?” Death said.
07/01/20 brave
“Rehabilitation #lessons.”
“For…demons? Why?”
“So they can spread love and happiness.”
“That’s not what they’re for.”
“But wouldn’t it be nice?”
“Grim, you do understand my role don’t you?”
“Yes, red, laughs a lot, you deliver the presents, right?”
“Ah…awkward.”
07/01/20 whistpr
“It’s nice to reminisce.”
“Though everything that has happened and will happen is known.”
“Remember when you decided to wear pink and carry a wand to soften your image? How #young and foolish.”
“That’s…that’s now.” The Grim Reaper said.
Beelzebub nodded. “So it is.”
