Ross Young's Blog, page 38
August 26, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
“I #quote, ‘Beezy that barista makes the worst latte, I wish he’d #disappear.’”
“That’s not fair Beezy!”
“Grim, it does seem your fault.”
“I didn’t think you’d make him vanish.”
“Yup, that was the chosen one.”
“What have I done?”
“You’re a terrible person.”#bravewrite #whistpr pic.twitter.com/y7sdiXKfOP
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) August 26, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
“I #quote, ‘Beezy that barista makes the worst latte, I wish he’d #disappear.’”
“That’s not fair Beezy!”
“Grim, it does seem your fault.”
“I didn’t think you’d make him vanish.”
“Yup, that was the chosen one.”
“What have I done?”
“You’re a terrible person.”#bravewrite #whistpr pic.twitter.com/y7sdiXKfOP
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) August 26, 2020
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August 25, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short August 26, 2020 at 08:15AM
"Line up in order of evil."
"Beezy, isn't that difficult to measure."
"They know how to #permute it Grim. Vlad stop stabbing Genghis-"
"They're very calm."
"It's routine, 'it's your time you're wasting.'"
"But they're going to be tortured."
"It's something to do, right?"#vss365 pic.twitter.com/hjWU6x22sT
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) August 26, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
"You don't #grasp the severity of the situation."
"It was just a #peek Grim."
"'Peek', 'Just', 'A',"
"Stop doing that."
"Beezy, this is cataclysmic! You have ruined it for us all!"
"Sorry I looked in the cupboard where the Xmas presents are… it's August!"#whistpr #bravewrite
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) August 25, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
"You don't #grasp the severity of the situation."
"It was just a #peek Grim."
"'Peek', 'Just', 'A',"
"Stop doing that."
"Beezy, this is cataclysmic! You have ruined it for us all!"
"Sorry I looked in the cupboard where the Xmas presents are… it's August!"#whistpr #bravewrite
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) August 25, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short August 25, 2020 at 11:02AM
"A is up, C is down, therefore I'm the most important."
"You're B?"
"Yes?"
"Am I A?"
"You're C."
"But, Grim, my name begins with B? A for angels, B for Beezy, and C for…"
"It's a #transitive explanation-'
"Cockwomble."
"What?"
"You're a cockwomble, good explanation."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/ZEW2pgmboR
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) August 25, 2020
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August 24, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"I need a #minute."
"Grim, you're an immortal-"
"Don't start! You said let's go for a run! When would I ever run? Have you seen my lung capacity? Here!"
"Put it away!"
"There's nothing Beezy, nothing! And these ridiculous shorts!"
"You chose to wear cycling shorts."#BraveWrite pic.twitter.com/G5gzLhCykj
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) August 24, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
"Grim you stink of sulphur."
"Beezy, your realm reeks of it, what do you expect?"
"It's the scent of the damned. I'm not damned."
"You were cast out!"
"I was cast, it's a role!"
"It's not Broadway! Anyway-"
"Scented baths Grim, scented baths with essential oils."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/TZxXTmqTCT
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) August 24, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short August 24, 2020 at 08:30AM
"Grim, do mortals think they exist?"
"They do exist."
"Do they? In a bubble protected from us until you pop in and bring them to eternity. Then they exist."
"So Beezy, I'm an #existential awakening?"
"The personification of a birth canal."
"Are you calling me a-"
"Yes."#vss365
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) August 24, 2020
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August 23, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"This is a work meeting Beezy."
"Yes Grim."
"You're in shorts."
"You're in a dressing gown."
"They're robes! #Net damnation is up."
"The range of sins is down."
"So?"
"I've capacity in ass coveting."
"Ass coveting is quite specific."
"It's metaphorical."
"Oh, it is?"#whistpr
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) August 23, 2020
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