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August 17, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short August 17, 2020 at 09:56AM
"This is reserved for people who can't resist the need to correct the grammar in other people's posts."
"Grim, what's this?"
"Ah, Beezy, bit awkward. These people died together so I'm pretending it's a #group tour."
"Of hell?"
"Yes."
"The demon union won't like this."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/G6U4SxIwVd
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) August 17, 2020
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August 16, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"#Grey soup?"
"I was #hungry."
"You can eat anything Grim. You're a skeleton. Where does it even go? Why do you get hungry?"
"Beezy, stop."
"Why?"
"The last person who asked questions was an alien."
"So?"
"They're sometimes called greys."
"…"
"Chickeny."#whistpr #BraveWrite pic.twitter.com/IohuD8qtrK
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) August 16, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
"#Grey soup?"
"I was #hungry."
"You can eat anything Grim. You're a skeleton. Where does it even go? Why do you get hungry?"
"Beezy, stop."
"Why?"
"The last person who asked questions was an alien."
"So?"
"They're sometimes called greys."
"…"
"Chickeny."#whistpr #BraveWrite pic.twitter.com/IohuD8qtrK
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) August 16, 2020
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August 15, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short August 16, 2020 at 08:20AM
"There can be only #one."
"Hello, oh, lovely sword."
"I'm kind of in the middle of something here skeleton boy."
"Boy? BOY?"
"Do you mind?"
"You're dead you know?"
"No, I'm just waiting for the special effects thing."
"You lost."
"Oh come on! I grew a ponytail for this."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/NJHnwSx1bJ
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) August 16, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
“Grim, are you here?”
“No.”
“What’s this?”
“My fortress of #solitude. Stay out.”
“A white picket #fence around a shed?”
“Appearances can be deceiving Beezy.”
“Ah, like a Tardis?”
“Sort of. I’ve only painted the outside of the fence white. This side is blue.”#BraveWrite #whistpr pic.twitter.com/XFRn3Ed61Y
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) August 15, 2020
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January 19, 2020
11/01/2020 whistpr
“…and we will hold this line.”
“How rousing!”
“Charge!”
“They can’t hear you.”
“Nonesense man, we are emboldened, #defiant!”
Death put a hand on the officer’s shoulder. “Look at me.”
“My god man! You need a medic!”
“Ugh, warfare.”
“To victory!”
“Why must they run?”
11/01/2020 brave
“Where will I go?”
“It’s not good news.”
“But-“
He held up a skeletal hand. “Remember the graffiti?”
“Graffiti? At school? That was sixty years ago!”
“Beelzebub took it personally. Mrs Roberts was not the devil.”
“I’m a nun!”
“You can appeal.”
“I can?”
“…no.”
11/01/2020 vss
“Beezy I’m not comfortable at this sort of thing.”
“It’s a party Grim, just be a little more #lively it’ll be fine.”
“…”
“Oh. Bad choice of words.”
“Mhm.”
“Want to torture someone?”
“No, thank you.”
“We could turn a timer upside down and Benjamin Button someone!”
“No.”
10/01/2020 Brave
“Who designed this?”
“We did sir.”
“Oh.”
“Children build them.”
“I see.”
“They break easily.”
“I can see that.”
“Are you not pleased?”
“It’s brilliant but do I have to suffer the same #quality?” Beelzebub said.
“A new model comes out every 6 months.”
“Oh good.”
10/01/2020 whistpr
“Spare any #change.”
“Are you a demon?”
“Death?”
“Ah! You are! You can see me!”
“Oh balls! What do you want?”
“I was looking for-“
“One sec.”
“Aaarrgh!”
CRACK…SLURP…
“Never mind,” Death said turning, “Mr Jones, you’re dead.”
“But…”
“Yes, it was a demon. Come on.”
