Ross Young's Blog, page 47
December 22, 2019
23/11/19 bw
“That didn’t work did it?”
“I’m alive! It’s a #miracle!”
“You’re not.”
“Well I clearly am if we’re talking!”
The Grim Reaper points within his cowl with one skeletal hand. “I see death has done little to stem the tide of idiocy.”
“Oh. It’s not a miracle.”
“Quite.”
#BraveWrite
23/12/19 vss
“Would you like some #pudding?”
“Oh, why not?”
…
“It’s very good.”
“Thank you! I made it myself.”
“Yes…You left the oven on.”
“Oh…that was silly.”
“Yes. Sorry about this.”
“It’s not your fault! We’ve all got to go sometime.”
“You’re taking this well,” Death said.
#vss365
22/12/19 whistpr
“How did you find me?”
“I’m not actually playing.”
“Well sod off then.”
“You’ve, ahem, #hidden too well.”
“Who are you?”
“The person who has to explain to a 47 year old woman how fridges are airtight…”
“Good costume…”
“Chilling isn’t it.”
#whistpr
22/12/19 vss
“What happened?”
“Hello! You were stabbed through the eye with an #icicle.”
“That’s completely implausible!”
“I’m sorry…you do realise you were a henchman?”
“So?”
“Nobody told you?…well…You’re very easy to kill and this is a sequel.”
“And you’re…”
“Death…yes.”
22/12/19 bw
“A #magical amulet?”
“Yes! And now you will do my bidding!”
“I’ll do your what? I’m not getting in there. I wouldn’t fit anyway.”
“You have no choice!”
“Listen here wizard, do you see this scythe?”
“Yes-“
“Hahah!” Thud.
“Wizards, honestly, the whole thing’s fantasy.”
21/12/19 vss
19/12/19 vss
20/12/19 vss
“It’s #profound! You’re interrupting.”
“I’m not.”
“Yes you are. I’m doing it!”
“The costume is part of it?”
“It’s a statement!”
“I see.”
“They’ll remember forever.”
“Who?”
“The audience. They’re coming.”
“Ah…premature weren’t you?” He said as he polished his scythe.
