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November 25, 2020

Beezy & Grim Short


"I'm the lady of the #lake, here to bestow a gift upon the once and future king."
"A skeleton in a bad wig?"
"It's only part time. I'm Death."
"Is that a Nokia 3310?"
"Yes. This thing's indestructible."
"Where's the sword?"
"It rusted, take the phone, it has snake."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/vUVfPxQQkh


— Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 25, 2020



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November 24, 2020

Beezy & Grim Short


"A shrouded figure lunged out of the darkness with a dagger."
"It's a butter knife. I was making toast."
"The hood dropped revealing sunken eyes and a skinhead."
"I don't have skin. I'm Death. Dead writers are the worst."
"Sadly I-"
"Sadly? Ew, death by adverb use?"#whistpr pic.twitter.com/d8Z2982CCo


— Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 24, 2020



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Published on November 24, 2020 08:07

Beezy & Grim Short


"A shrouded figure lunged out of the darkness with a dagger."
"It's a butter knife. I was making toast."
"The hood dropped revealing sunken eyes and a skinhead."
"I don't have skin. I'm Death. Dead writers are the worst."
"Sadly I-"
"Sadly? Ew, death by adverb use?"#whistpr pic.twitter.com/d8Z2982CCo


— Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 24, 2020



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November 23, 2020

Beezy & Grim Short


"Wooo, oh, disgusting."
"Is it finally over?"
"Yes, you're dead. What were you doing?"
"Hiding from pirates."
"In a giant #jellyfish?"
"I couldn't find a whale."
"You realise it's transparent?"
"After I was swallowed, yes."
"They digest slowly don't they?"
"Can we go?'#whistpr pic.twitter.com/B7iXyRDLRr


— Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 23, 2020



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November 22, 2020

November 21, 2020

Beezy & Grim Short


"Wooo."
"What can I do for you, sir?"
"You don't recognise me?"
"Should I?"
"I'm known for my job."
"I'm a man of many hats."
"I'm not."
"A joke, I'm a millener, a #hat maker."
"Oh, my turn, doesn't matter what's on your head if you see me you must be?"
"Bread?"
"No."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/Xjei8VubEh


— Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 21, 2020



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