Ross Young's Blog, page 17
December 6, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"Hold this Beezy."
"What is it?"
"It's #sarcasm."
"Um-"
"I collected it from an ancient one people said was dripping in sarcasm."
"Grim. This is-"
"It is the oldest form of wit. I rub it on to improve my sarcasm."
"Which part of the ancient one was it dripping from?"#vsshumour pic.twitter.com/nrJhRBpyeh
— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 6, 2020
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December 4, 2020
“Beezy, you’re #imaginary?” “No Grim, that’s propaganda.” “Ah, the greatest trick the devil ever did, was convincing people he wasn’t real.” “I disagree.” “You do?” “Definitely, it was inventing social media.” “I don’t do tricks.” “Sit Grim.” “Okay.” “Good
"Beezy, you're #imaginary?"
"No Grim, that's propaganda."
"Ah, the greatest trick the devil ever did, was convincing people he wasn't real."
"I disagree."
"You do?"
"Definitely, it was inventing social media."
"I don't do tricks."
"Sit Grim."
"Okay."
"Good Deathy."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/bXOkIgBWQI
— Ross Rudolph's duller cousin Young (@InkDisregardit) December 5, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
"Get away pervert!"
"Mhm, you got pretty bony ankles."
"Ew, you're dead, DEAD"
"I'm just playing."
"Playing? You #uplift my robe and expect me to laugh?"
"What do you expect, dressed like that?"
"Dressed like? What has that got-"
"Just saying-"
"Ugh, necromancers."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/LbKlLwQJem
— Ross Rudolph's duller cousin Young (@InkDisregardit) December 4, 2020
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December 3, 2020
“This white tundra, an #expanse of isolation, a blanket of frigid-” “Hi!” “Hello, I’m Death.” “I’m a snowman.” “I know. I have eyes. Well, not literally.” “It’s time?” “Just checking in. Nobody considers the eternal snowpeople.” “Soon?” “Yes. Mankind will
"This white tundra, an #expanse of isolation, a blanket of frigid-"
"Hi!"
"Hello, I'm Death."
"I'm a snowman."
"I know. I have eyes. Well, not literally."
"It's time?"
"Just checking in. Nobody considers the eternal snowpeople."
"Soon?"
"Yes. Mankind will see to it."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/TsDm4O2RKO
— Ross Rudolph's duller cousin Young (@InkDisregardit) December 4, 2020
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A character witness?” “Yes Grim.” “Beezy, they won’t #overturn their decision-” “They have to, Grim.” “Do they use character witnesses?” “Grim, please.” “Without a receipt they’re going to say no.” “This jumper fit when I bought it.” “-” “What?” “You do li
A character witness?"
"Yes Grim."
"Beezy, they won't #overturn their decision-"
"They have to, Grim."
"Do they use character witnesses?"
"Grim, please."
"Without a receipt they're going to say no."
"This jumper fit when I bought it."
"-"
"What?"
"You do like mince pies."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/m97x1pzPI3
— Ross Rudolph's duller cousin Young (@InkDisregardit) December 3, 2020
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“A character witness?” “Yes Grim.” “Beezy, they won’ #overturn their decision-” “They have to, Grim.” “Do they use character witnesses?” “Grim, please.” “Without a receipt they’re going to say no.” “This jumper fit when I bought it.” “-” “What?” “You do li
"A character witness?"
"Yes Grim."
"Beezy, they won' #overturn their decision-"
"They have to, Grim."
"Do they use character witnesses?"
"Grim, please."
"Without a receipt they're going to say no."
"This jumper fit when I bought it."
"-"
"What?"
"You do like mince pies."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/FM2u1sggRH
— Ross Rudolph's duller cousin Young (@InkDisregardit) December 3, 2020
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December 2, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"Grim, what's that?"
"I'm impressed. Most people imagine me in my #summer wardrobe but I change with the seasons. This is my winter robe."
"It looks exactly the same. I was talking about the thingy drawn on your head."
"Bloody imps! What do you mean thingy?"
"Um, a co-"#whistpr pic.twitter.com/SPMp2y8vtM
— Ross Rudolph's duller cousin Young (@InkDisregardit) December 2, 2020
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“Clip-clop, isn’t it annoying?” “Yes Grim, but not as annoying as having it pointed out. Why don’t you click with those boney feet?” “Death comes on #silent wings, Beezy.” “Grim?” “I glue felt to the souls of my feet.” “Like…like those little pads for furn
"Clip-clop, isn't it annoying?"
"Yes Grim, but not as annoying as having it pointed out. Why don't you click with those boney feet?"
"Death comes on #silent wings, Beezy."
"Grim?"
"I glue felt to the souls of my feet."
"Like…like those little pads for furniture."
"…"#vss365 pic.twitter.com/t32dUDNhUr
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) December 2, 2020
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December 1, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"Grim, I'm issuing a #red notice."
"Aren't all your notices red?"
"This one is a red, red, notice."
"But-"
"It's a kill order."
"Ugh, why?"
"The barista looked at me funny."
"You're red and have horns."
"They didn't stare at you, Grim."
"That is odd, I'm very handsome."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/K70ZgcnI3t
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) December 1, 2020
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November 30, 2020
“It is a #portent Grim.” “No it’s only-” “Gather the horsemen.” “I don’t think-” “How else do you explain it?” “It’s bad Beezy, but that doesn’t mean-” “Grim, to clarify, I only dunked the biscuit twice and now half of it is floating in my coffee. It is th
"It is a #portent Grim."
"No it's only-"
"Gather the horsemen."
"I don't think-"
"How else do you explain it?"
"It's bad Beezy, but that doesn't mean-"
"Grim, to clarify, I only dunked the biscuit twice and now half of it is floating in my coffee. It is the end of days."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/fDETvr7fkA
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) December 1, 2020
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