Ross Young's Blog, page 16
December 9, 2020
“This will teach them to treat me like an #outcast, Grim.” “You are an outcast.” “Irrelevant, help me tie this bow.” “I’m not sure how participating in secret Santa-” “I didn’t keep to the agreed expenditure. All the other gifts will look cheap in comparis
"This will teach them to treat me like an #outcast, Grim."
"You are an outcast."
"Irrelevant, help me tie this bow."
"I'm not sure how participating in secret Santa-"
"I didn't keep to the agreed expenditure. All the other gifts will look cheap in comparison."
"…evil."#vss365
— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 10, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
"Fire!"
*MEOW*
"Beezy, what's this?"
"A game. You put the cat in the basket, then fire it at the wall, if it sticks, you win."
"Why would they stick?"
"It's a velcro wall."
"That explains the howling."
"Want a go at cat'a'wall?"
"Oh, #caterwaul, clever."
"What's clever?"#whistpr
— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 9, 2020
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December 8, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"Tidings of #joy."
"What?"
"Tidings-"
"I heard you, Grim, who says that?"
"It means-"
"I implore you extrapolate our discourse until it reaches fruition thus absolving me of the need to engage further."
"I…oh. Bye Beezy."
"Fare thee well."
"You made your point!"#vsshumour
— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 9, 2020
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“Ta-da!” “Horrific. The blood and goats, why did you do this Beezy?” “You said you needed an altar, Grim, it’s a gift.” “An alter, an alteration to my robes. I tripped up on them, spilled coffee.” “Oh. Right.” “Is that an Abba vinyl?” “Seemed very you.” “T
"Ta-da!"
"Horrific. The blood and goats, why did you do this Beezy?"
"You said you needed an altar, Grim, it's a gift."
"An alter, an alteration to my robes. I tripped up on them, spilled coffee."
"Oh. Right."
"Is that an Abba vinyl?"
"Seemed very you."
"That's fair."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/RbuBWwh9rj
— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 9, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
"It's getting #bleak, Beezy!"
"Almost bleakest day!
Bleakest night,
Darkest night,
Fraught with panic,
Fueled by spite,
Gather your loved ones,
Get ready to fight,
Past deeds remembered,
Bring up every slight-"
"Wait, bloody mortals have co-opted our holiday, Grim!"#whistpr pic.twitter.com/iMkKKg2rAV
— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 8, 2020
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“Wooo- Oh, delightful #melody. I’m here for all of you.” “All of us?” “It says carol singers.” “But you’re-” “Yes, Death. Sorry.” “But I don’t actually sing, I just mime.” “Oh, well not you I guess.” “I’m never in tune.” “You can go.” “I don’t know the wor
"Wooo- Oh, delightful #melody. I'm here for all of you."
"All of us?"
"It says carol singers."
"But you're-"
"Yes, Death. Sorry."
"But I don't actually sing, I just mime."
"Oh, well not you I guess."
"I'm never in tune."
"You can go."
"I don't know the words."
"Oh…"#vss365 pic.twitter.com/vAQC8Kaa5o
— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 8, 2020
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December 7, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"Grim, what's that smell?"
"Ah, I'm wearing #axe."
"You mean lynx?"
"It's called different things-"
"That spray thing teenage boys wear?"
"When you say it like that how can I respond without damning myself?"
"And now we're learning."
"Oh, I see, that's clever Beezy."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/47jOs6v0Gl
— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 7, 2020
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“Oh no, not again Grim.” “What?” “You can’t have a pet.” “You’re right, Beezy, I’ve come to terms with that. This is my #stalwart companion. My watchful friend.” “It’s a bird skeleton you’ve stapled to the shoulder of your robe. Look, it’s all floppy.” “He
"Oh no, not again Grim."
"What?"
"You can't have a pet."
"You're right, Beezy, I've come to terms with that. This is my #stalwart companion. My watchful friend."
"It's a bird skeleton you've stapled to the shoulder of your robe. Look, it's all floppy."
"He's sleeping."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/IFRBpZNiaw
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December 6, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"Behold, the mighty #wrench of Garglemeir! Grim, be in awe."
"Um, VERY pretty. Was that awful enough?""
"Awful. It's a demonic weapon."
"It has 'Stanley' written on the side."
"Stanley is now Garglemeir's surname. It's for nut tightening."
"These nuts-"
"Correct."
"Oh."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/lfRxkRX8LE
— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 6, 2020
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“Measure each soul weighted against the deeds from their lives, wether small or large, remembered or forgotten. Each one-” “Do they replace the loo roll when it runs out?” “What?” “That’s the only #measure this week, Grim.” “Only that?” “Yup.” “Seems simpl
"Measure each soul weighted against the deeds from their lives, wether small or large, remembered or forgotten. Each one-"
"Do they replace the loo roll when it runs out?"
"What?"
"That's the only #measure this week, Grim."
"Only that?"
"Yup."
"Seems simple, but fair."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/1yPmceUc2u
— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 6, 2020
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