Ross Young's Blog, page 15
December 14, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"Ho,ho,ho, now I have a machine gun… odd thing to put on a jumper."
"A barefooted lunatic did it."
"I'm Death, you're dead. Your boss won't be happy."
"What about my kids?"
"As a henchman-"
"This was a #surprise role play thing organised by Nakatomi! It isn't real!"#vsshumour pic.twitter.com/RFWdAd44J9
— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 14, 2020
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“I’m exposing the great Christmas #lie.” “Beezy, no-” “Every little boy and girl will get a card revealing the truth-” “Beezy, you can’t-” “I can! They’ll all know the elf on the shelf is fake!” “Oh, I thought you meant the Santa thing.” “What Santa thing?
"I'm exposing the great Christmas #lie."
"Beezy, no-"
"Every little boy and girl will get a card revealing the truth-"
"Beezy, you can't-"
"I can! They'll all know the elf on the shelf is fake!"
"Oh, I thought you meant the Santa thing."
"What Santa thing?"
"-"
"Grim?"#vss365 pic.twitter.com/GHEs6H4fMG
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December 13, 2020
“Mince pie, Grim?” “Oh, thank you, ugh, what’s this?” “Aha! They’re mince #lies!” “That doesn’t even make sense, Beezy.” “I’m pretty sure this is just one of these things we act out so we can say we did the prompt.” “You mean where he posts one later to ma
"Mince pie, Grim?"
"Oh, thank you, ugh, what's this?"
"Aha! They're mince #lies!"
"That doesn't even make sense, Beezy."
"I'm pretty sure this is just one of these things we act out so we can say we did the prompt."
"You mean where he posts one later to make up for it?"#vss365
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Beezy & Grim Short
"Wooo, ah, this again. You're dead."
"We were too good for this sick twisted world anyway!"
"Well, perhaps."
"Monsters, vampires-"
"Vampires suck blood-"
"They even eat our buttons!"
"They are #chocolate"
"I refuse to die."
"Look, I didn't make you a gingerbread man."#vsshumour pic.twitter.com/xMmvNdTZn9
— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 13, 2020
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December 12, 2020
“Dark deeds are plotted here, Grim. I can sense it.” “Yes Beezy, #cunning lingers.” “What?” “I said cunning lingers.” “Oh. This place is filled with darkness.” “It’s where film producers meet.” “But new ideas are joyous.” “To plan reboots of beloved films.
"Dark deeds are plotted here, Grim. I can sense it."
"Yes Beezy, #cunning lingers."
"What?"
"I said cunning lingers."
"Oh. This place is filled with darkness."
"It's where film producers meet."
"But new ideas are joyous."
"To plan reboots of beloved films."
"True evil."#vss365
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Beezy & Grim Short
"Beezy, I'm feeling #sassy."
"Leave her alone."
"My mood is sassy."
"Is that why you're moving your head like that?"
"Yes. Got a problem?"
"Yes."
"Sorry to hear it. Is there anything I can do?"
"Someone plucked my raven."
"Ah."
"That boa looks quite murderous, Grim."#vsshumour pic.twitter.com/KWdMlu19Rs
— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 12, 2020
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December 11, 2020
“I #treasure these moments Grim.” “Really?” “Comeuppance is a rare thing. Karma has become quite lazy.” “I don’t think-” “Comeuppance!” “Is it though?” “IT IS COMEUPPANCE!” “Fine. Having a pigeon deliver retribution on my nice clean robe is my comeuppance
"I #treasure these moments Grim."
"Really?"
"Comeuppance is a rare thing. Karma has become quite lazy."
"I don't think-"
"Comeuppance!"
"Is it though?"
"IT IS COMEUPPANCE!"
"Fine. Having a pigeon deliver retribution on my nice clean robe is my comeuppance for…existing."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/KKCd5GVpe3
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“We will ride the chariot of Death-“ “My minivan, Beezy?” “On an epic quest to converse with disembodied figures-“ “You mean the drive-thru?” “As we journey to those #golden arches-“ “For burgers?” “And devour the flesh of our enemies.” “Cows?” “Yes Grim,
“We will ride the chariot of Death-“
“My minivan, Beezy?”
“On an epic quest to converse with disembodied figures-“
“You mean the drive-thru?”
“As we journey to those #golden arches-“
“For burgers?”
“And devour the flesh of our enemies.”
“Cows?”
“Yes Grim, I’m lovin’ it.”#vss365 pic.twitter.com/ViyHIix8qz
— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 11, 2020
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December 10, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
*knock, knock*
"Hello?"
"Mr Reaper!"
"Hello post person."
"Another #daffodil for you."
"Thank you."
"Do you mind-"
"They are being sent by my nemesis as a message."
"What's the message."
"They know I don't like daffodils."
"That's not that scary."
"It's mean though."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/qWIqbridGj
— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 10, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
"Sleigh bells ring-"
"Grim, open up."
"One minute!"
*Bang, woosh*
"Beezy, hi!"
"What's going on?"
"Nothing."
"I smell cinnamon."
"Stupid festive neighbours! Grr!"
"That's #tinsel hanging out your robe."
"It's a sex thing."
"Ok. Not going festive are you?"
"Ha, silly."#vsshumour pic.twitter.com/epWLMc26zW
— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 10, 2020
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