Ross Young's Blog, page 22
November 10, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"Grim, when you said you saw Pandora #unlock her box…"
"Yes Beezy?"
"Were you… were you spying? Because that's not cool."
"No, I'm Death, the box unleashed chaos and-"
"Wait, you mean 'her box' isn't a euphemism."
"Certainly not!"#whistpr pic.twitter.com/7Pz2qK9b3D
— Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 10, 2020
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“Wooo, hello!” “I’m dead?” “Yes, I’m afraid so.” “What now?” “I’m here to take you to your final destination. Your sins and good deeds are counted and-” “Please, heaven or hell?” “Oh, actually, um, sometimes it goes a bit skewiff.” “Skewiff?’ “You’re going
"Wooo, hello!"
"I'm dead?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so."
"What now?"
"I'm here to take you to your final destination. Your sins and good deeds are counted and-"
"Please, heaven or hell?"
"Oh, actually, um, sometimes it goes a bit skewiff."
"Skewiff?'
"You're going to #scotland."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/KjIbGGV2hx
— Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 10, 2020
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November 9, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"Beezy, help!"
"Grim, I'm at work, this better be important."
"I was weaving a wicked web-"
"Ooh, go on."
"To deceive, but it's sticky-"
"Oh no."
"-I'm caught in it, and it's a big #tangle, and I can't get out."
"It's not a literal web Grim."
"There's a spider."
"How?"#whistpr pic.twitter.com/W7LbT11nxX
— Ross Young 13001/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 9, 2020
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November 8, 2020
“This is my #excited face.” “You told me last time Grim.” “And this is my sad face.” “Yes Grim.” “Look Beezy, my quizzical face.” “I’m just going to say it. Velcro eyebrows are a terrible idea.” “Oh…” *RIP* “What’s that-” “Sad face.” “Great… oh, tears bril
"This is my #excited face."
"You told me last time Grim."
"And this is my sad face."
"Yes Grim."
"Look Beezy, my quizzical face."
"I'm just going to say it. Velcro eyebrows are a terrible idea."
"Oh…"
*RIP*
"What's that-"
"Sad face."
"Great… oh, tears brilliant."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/ufj7xuMGgL
— Ross Young 13001/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 9, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
"We've counted your sins."
"Only legitimate deeds should be counted."
"Obviously! It's overwhelmingly hell."
"You're still counting."
"There's a lot and we're not allowed to count until you're dead."
"Stop counting dishonesty, dishonesty is lies!"
"Yes, wait, what?"#whistpr
— Ross Young 13001/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 8, 2020
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“Oh #fudge!” “Oof, that was close, well done.” “I’m dead aren’t I? You’re Death.” “That’s right but because you said fudge instead of, well, you know, you’re going to heaven!” “Really?” “No. You were a terrible person and nobody cares if you swear.” “Oh.”
"Oh #fudge!"
"Oof, that was close, well done."
"I'm dead aren't I? You're Death."
"That's right but because you said fudge instead of, well, you know, you're going to heaven!"
"Really?"
"No. You were a terrible person and nobody cares if you swear."
"Oh."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/GMtBljdVPY
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November 7, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"You really thought that was going to work?"
"Blub blub?"
"You're confusing the need to breathe and being alive. You're dead."
"I'm dead?"
"Yes. A #reed cannot be used as a snorkel."
"I saw it on-"
"Television, yes, it's fiction. You're dead but worse, I'm soaking wet!"#whistpr pic.twitter.com/Qeyw0u2mvk
— Ross Young 13001/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 7, 2020
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“Well Grim, how do I look?” “#divine.” “-” “-” “What’s that supposed to mean?” “It’s a compliment.” “I’m the devil.” “Huh. Like a divine being who has fallen from grace?” “… thanks.” “What about me?” “Like death warmed up.” “Thank you, I’m wearing thermal
"Well Grim, how do I look?"
"#divine."
"-"
"-"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"It's a compliment."
"I'm the devil."
"Huh. Like a divine being who has fallen from grace?"
"… thanks."
"What about me?"
"Like death warmed up."
"Thank you, I'm wearing thermal underwear!"#vss365
— Ross Young 13001/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 7, 2020
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November 6, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"Wooo."
"Death?"
"Yes, you're dead."
"What about my life flashing before my eyes?"
"Fine, but make it #quick."
"What's this?"
"The yourlife App, makes a nice little montage of, well, you."
"On a phone?"
"Before mortals invented phones this was impressive."
"Not even HD?"#whistpr pic.twitter.com/8FRvdUG9t4
— Ross Young 13001/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 6, 2020
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“Harken as I #pour thoughts into your ears or other auditory receptors! On this weeks podcast; how you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t, what to wear when you’re haunting, and I’ll be unboxing my new scythe! Welcome to Grim Tidings! With me, you
"Harken as I #pour thoughts into your ears or other auditory receptors! On this weeks podcast; how you're damned if you do and damned if you don't, what to wear when you're haunting, and I'll be unboxing my new scythe! Welcome to Grim Tidings! With me, your host, Death!"#vss365
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