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Lil’ Tucker goes off to war, part II.

An army of chickenhawks wants to have a “civil war” before they venture off to the business world and make their billions. A continuation of Lil’ Tucker goes off to war. Also a riff off of earlier posts:• John Wayne: hi from Earth.• Understand the “America” in “Make America Great Again.” Watch the movie Porky’s.• Bury Rush Limbaugh […]

The ending to “The Sopranos” was perfect.

I’m also sad that James Gandolfini left us too soon. I posted this this years ago on my Medium page, but realize that I never posted it here. It all still stands. *** “The difference between you and me is that you’re going to Hell when you die.”— Carmela Soprano We’re coming up on the […]

It all seems so…right.

As the GOP becomes even more two-faced and nonsensical, I guess it makes sense. These days, the American Right appears to be having metric tons of fun with the whole “Big Lie” thingie. Their pundits and henchmen take willful ignorance to a new level. The spiteful little giggles suggest that dishonesty and deceitfulness excite these […]

Allow me this moment of tinfoil-hattedness.

In April 2011, Standard & Poor’s downgraded the credit rating of the United States. Just to spite the black guy in the White House. Ten years ago, I think I snapped. I think. Yes, I might have indeed snapped. I’m pretty—no, more like kind of—yeah, I’m kind of sure that I snapped on April 18, […]

John Wayne: hi from Earth.

You left this plane in 1979. But your impact on white masculinity can still be seen everywhere these days. Riffing off of earlier posts:• Harpo Marx: hi from Earth.• Alan Berg: hi from Earth. Part II.• Bury Rush Limbaugh in Arlington National Cemetery. Own the libs. ‘Sup, Duke. I’m just dropping you a line from […]

President Eric Trump approves the best movies…the best. All hail Eric!

2028 has been an amazing year for film. Reviewing these movies has been a privilege. I will forever honor His Eminence for granting me this opportunity. All hail Eric! Let each and every one of us give thanks to our Dear Leader for commanding Hollywood to produce such a wide range of cinematic masterpieces. All […]

The 1% pay enough in taxes to start wars, but not enough to finish them.

Some thoughts for the bootlickers who say that the rich folks and corporations pay most of the taxes. #wealthtax #taxtherich “In a remarkable 2019 analysis, the Internal Revenue Service estimated that Americans report on their taxes less than half of all income that is not subject to some form of third-party verification like a W-2. […]

The era of anti-Semitic tightwaddery.

American Right-wingers increasingly hate Jews while they also behave like the worst of their bigoted Jewish stereotypes. Riffing off of earlier posts:• Anti-Semitic tightwads.• Bros: America’s new Jews.• The Donald Trump Tax.• The 1% needs a tax increase. Their souls are crying out for it.• I hope that coronavirus helps America redefine the term “white […]

Socialism-for-the-rich is not capitalism.

“We all too often have socialism for the rich and rugged, free-market capitalism for the poor.” – Martin Luther King Jr. Riffing off of previous posts: • Attack of the low-rent rich people. • The Donald Trump Tax.• Anti-Semitic tightwads. • America, the public bathroom.• The 1% need a tax increase, their souls cry out […]

Lil’ Tucker goes off to war.

Attention, world: my country has been infested by woman-hating chickenhawks. Riffing off of previous posts: • The 1% like ’em young, dumb, and full of shit.• There is civil war and there is “civil war.”• Bury Rush Limbaugh in Arlington. Own the libs.• How much chicken could a chickenhawk hawk if a chickenhawk could hawk […]