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The Elon Musk Tax.

Part IV of The Donald Trump Tax. “The guy is our Einstein.” – RWT Jamie Dimon, talking about RWT Elon Musk*** I wrote The Donald Trump Tax after Joe Biden’s election. Silly me…brainfarting some concept about penalizing wealthy fascists for trying—and failing—to manipulate our 45th President. Part II popped into my head after the Robinhood trading incident. Rich-boys […]

Nazi Germany was more intelligent.

Part of The Petting Zoo Bourgeoisie series. “There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that ‘my ignorance is just as good […]

Remember the “Obama Mom Jeans” days?

Donald Trump didn’t warp White America. The 44th President fried their brains. “People are looking at Putin as one who wrestles bears and drills for oil, They look at our president as one who wears mom jeans and equivocates and bloviates.”— Sarah Palin, March 2014*** So…the Donald Trump tariff “plan” has caused many unnecessary headaches. […]

Don’t get mad at J.D. Vance. He’s just being white, continued.

Part of Don’t get mad at them. They’re just being white. I wrote this first J.D. Vance post in July, 2021 after his “childless cat ladies” comments. Peter Thiel’s boy was just beginning his Senate run. (A well-funded example of systemic white privilege and money subverting democracy, if there ever was one.) Back then, my […]

Don’t burn Teslas. Burn Tesla® instead.

Keep calm, everyone. Non-violent actions scare the wealthy and threaten their financial worth. And the wealthy know it. Thousands protest outside Tesla dealerships during global day of action (Truthout) *** People were out protesting at Tesla dealerships all across the world yesterday, March 29th. Beautiful thing. #TeslaTakedown is an ongoing effort and I hope it succeeds.  […]

Open letter to Newt Gingrich on National Vietnam War Veterans Day.

Hey there, Newt.  You’re probably going to kick the bucket soon, join up with Rush Limbaugh and Hitler wherever they are vacationing in the Great Beyond. I don’t say these words about your mortality as a threat—this point needs to be clear as day—it’s just that you’re getting up there in the years. I figured […]

Concentration camp dreams. Guillotine nightmares.

The U.S.A.’s fascist patriarchy has reached its “using offspring as human shields” stage. So why do we keep pretending that they are more confident and in control than they actually are? From Know Your Meme page: Elon Musk’s “Human Shield” Son X Æ A-Xii, also known as Elon Musk Using His Son As A Human Shield […]

For the folks talking about a Don Jr. 2028 presidential run, I have two words: Eric Trump.

Donald Trump Jr. Denies Presidential Run Rumors In Expletive-Filled Statement (HuffPo)***The HuffPo article above made me laugh. Don Jr.? Please. A few years ago, I ventured forward in time to review a range of movies from Eric Trump’s presidency. Here are those reviews: Wall-to-wall music extravaganza: Demerit Dance PartyA family film: Assaulting the Handicapped: A Fathers and […]

Voter’s Remorse

Not gonna be a long post. Just wanted to link to some articles about MAGA voters getting fucked over by what they voted for. Why not? Rich white trash hate all of us. Some of us know this. Trump no longer needs MAGA voters, so he’s gutting Medicaid and laying off veterans Donald Trump Supporters […]

The Cheapening

Bros: America’s New Jews, part VI. I. II. III. IV. V. ***Smell that?  Take a big whiff. Yeah. There it is. That.  Phewwwwwww…. That…you want to label that scent a “stench” but it doesn’t feel right. You hesitate to define this foulness further until more information flows in.  The thing is, while you tell yourself […]