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President Kamala Harris will trigger racist incel R.W.T.

Thoughts on the CNN Presidential debate. CNN article: This infamous Steve Bannon quote is key to understanding America’s crazy politics “This is not about persuasion: This is about disorientation.” — Steve Bannon If you want to understand last night’s debate on RWT-owned CNN, read the above article from, fittingly enough, CNN. It is about Steve […]

George Carlin: hi from Earth.

Hello, sir. Thinking of you, saying hello from this plane of existence and your old country, the one located on your former planet-of-residence. Even though you didn’t believe in God or religion, I’m confident you’re surfing the Great Beyond and you face-punched Rush Limbaugh the moment he arrived in that dimension. Wherever you are, wanna […]

Johnny McEinsatzgruppen

Their undeserving little smiles are called Einsatzgruppens, continued. If you haven’t heard of Project 2025, here’s the TL;DR: Nazified rich white trash want Donald Trump back in the White House. He promised kakistocracy instead of democracy and more tax cuts for the wealthy.  I’d delve into Project 2025 ideology, but why? Project 2025 is a racist […]

Movie Review: “The Zone of Interest.”

For the record, I’m not really into reviewing present-day films or those from the past. My thing is critiquing movies that President Eric Trump will order Hollywood to make during his reign…I mean…presidency.  While sarcasm and snark drove my posts about some future cinematic works, genuine concern inspired it all. And, from this point forward, […]

World events since I released my first book.

“A dark comedy about the psychological damage inflicted on American workers during the difficult economic and political climate in the new millennium.”  Living in fear to stay employed inspired Fearkiller (Volume 1). A sick culture that enriched a few at the expense of everyone else, income inequality—yeah, you know what I’m talking about. I got […]

Such an evocative meme.

The Petting Zoo Bourgeoisie, Part V. “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him someone to look down on and he’ll pick his pockets for you.” — President Lyndon Baines Johnson  We’re coming up on the sixtieth anniversary of […]

Open letter to a picture of myself back in cubicle life, 2003-ish, part II.

Part I. What up, dude! Howyoubeen since that last talk? Good?  Good. Now back to that red Mac on your desk—more to the point, the founder of Apple Computer, Steve Jobs. After he dies, an affliction called Steve Jobs Disease is going to strike. SJD rots techbros’ and finance dudes’ minds. Boys who contract SJD become delusional, start […]

Open letter to a picture of myself back in cubicle life, 2003-ish.

What up, dude!  This picture popped up in the “Memories” section of your Facebook, which is a dumb invention you don’t know about yet. The link connected to an interview your buddy David will conduct. Lookit you, Corporate-America-style. (Kinda.) Weird to take in two decades later. Working on a beer account, hoo-boy. The array of promotional bottles and cans, […]

Maybe the Petting Zoo Bourgeoisie needs a parenting guide, part II.

I wrote Part I a few years ago and this follow-up won’t be long. That post and this one, The New Einsatzgruppen wants to talk fatherhood., offer the majority of my thoughts about the subject mentioned here.  I just saw this top pic a month ago and its JD Vanciness made me think of those […]

Osama bin Laden: hi from Earth.

Hey there, Osama bin Laden. You left this planet twelve years ago after experiencing a brain hemorrhage. Yeah, some bullets cracked open your skull and hemorrhaged the heck out of your brain. Thinking about recent events and how my country has changed since 9/11, I have this feeling that, wherever you are, you are laughing […]