Tad Williams's Blog, page 46
July 4, 2010
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4 July 2010
C'mere, America, you old so-and-so. Happy Birthday. Come here and give your blue-eyed boy a hug.
3 July 2010
This is really, really...well, you'll have to see for yourself. Get creative.
Feed the Head
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2 July 2010
"Words create lies. Pain can be trusted."
Fluid Sculpture from Charlie Bucket on Vimeo.
TGIF!
This is superwonderful because it's by The Oatmeal (and thus is excellent just as something to look at) but also because it's a very nifty...
June 30, 2010
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29 June 2010
Ten year old Girl might as well change her name to Tween Crushington. She is so into boys these days that she wears pictures of two different elementary school males in a single locket and is constantly sending out Letters.
28 June 2010
"Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat, as twenty cannibals have hold of you, they need their protein just like you do."
The smallest dog is home alone today. His comrades are undergoing groomfication, so the smallest dog mourns. Now Deb and I are...
June 28, 2010
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27 June 2010
This page and its distractions made possible by a grant from the Tad's Avoiding Real Work Fund and the Keep Our Dad From Bugging Us on a Weekend Trust. And viewers like you.
26 June 2010
Ssshhh. My book thinks I'm working on it, but really I'm going out for lunch.
Am I really supposed to say "No Homo!" now every time I compliment another man? How about if I compliment a lesbian? And a straight woman — "No Hetero"...? Some bits of netspeak are proving more annoying than others.
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June 24, 2010
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23 June 2010
You'll have to speak louder. I can't hear you because Paul Robeson is BEING AWESOME in my profile picture.
Someone labeled this, "The gingers are always watching and waiting."
22 June 2010
Okay. You can't get much more butch than my new avatar. MALE! I will accept your expressions of quiet, awed respect now.
Okay, now I have to start looking for a dangerous avatar again. I'm gettin' soft.
June 22nd is National Chocolate Eclair Day. Just sayin'.
21 June 2010
The older I...
June 21, 2010
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20 June 2010
I just love the higgledy-piggledy out of this. It's so cool.
whitney music box var. 0 - chromatic - 48 tines
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There's no soundtrack so you have to make your own. I suggest Daft Punk, but you'll never go wrong with some Hot Chip or Fatboy Slim, either...
OMG CAT RAVE!!1
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RIP Manute Bol, one of my favorite basketball players of all time. (He's the tall one.)
19 June 2010
"Everything's either concave or -vex, so whatever you dream will be something with...
June 19, 2010
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18 June 2010
This guy was huge for me too. BEFORE everybody heard of him in that REM song. Poseurs.
Sent out with happy birthday wishes for our friend Andrew.
Andy Kaufman singing "its a small world"
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This man is responsible for a great deal of my so-called humor.
Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park
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Yay! I want to go to Sweden!
Entertainment Web: Swedish Subway System
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"It's not the way that you say it when you do those things t...
June 15, 2010
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15 June 2010
Tad sorry for not clever thing write. Brain Tad hurts.
Speak to me only with thine eyes. In other words, shut up.
No play, just work. Work, work, work. I'm just working. That's my name. Just working. Just...working. GET IT? I SAID, GET IT...?
14 June 2010
"It's hot as a bitch, I should have been rich, now I'm just digging a Chinese ditch."
It's a huge responsibility having so many friends here on Facebook. I hope each and every one of you knows that the others are nowhere...
June 13, 2010
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12 June 2010
Discovered a truly wonderful awful movie — TERROR AT LONDON BRIDGE. The plot is that when they rebuilt London Bridge at Lake Havasu in Arizona, a magic rock in the bridge released the soul of Jack the Ripper! So Jack starts recreating his old crimes, detail for detail, and cop David Hasselhof has to punch Jack in the face a lot! Directed by E. W. Swackhamer! All kinds of WIN!
I'm working today. What's YOUR excuse for being a b*tch?
Last question for the Trilogy of Terror...
June 11, 2010
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10 June 2010
I kid about it, but "Supervillain" actually would be my ideal job. I've already got the shaved head, I love complicated plots and instructive cruelty, I've always wanted to have people in Neoprene jumpsuits carrying out my every whim — perfect fit.
It would be a good day to terrify some orphans. Got any lying around?
My FBFF policy: I don't take suggestions, but I'll friend pretty much anyone who asks.
9 June 2010
Doctor Despair says: All children must report to the rendering ...
June 8, 2010
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7 June 2010
I've had a really @#$% day. Tell me yours was better, please. That will help.
How lyrics should be written: "Falling for you without a second look. Falling out of your open pocketbook. Giving you away like motel matches." — E. Costello
A very nice interpretation of a bandersnatch (presumably frumious as hell) by Insidious Tweevle.
6 June 2010
I'm stealing the towels.
5 June 2010
Ah! The pet store guy said they'd stay small! Yertle, NO!
We saw SPLICE last night. Boy, what a ...
