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David Jester

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David Jester is a novelist and short story writer living in the North East of England. His books include the comedy, An Idiot in Love, and the gruesome horror, This Is How You Die.

He is published by Skyhorse Publishing and represented by Peter Beren.

Average rating: 3.35 · 1,310 ratings · 208 reviews · 22 distinct worksSimilar authors
An Idiot in Love

3.22 avg rating — 329 ratings — published 2012 — 6 editions
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Forever After (Forever Afte...

3.32 avg rating — 142 ratings — published 2012 — 2 editions
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Little Terrors

3.31 avg rating — 138 ratings — published 2013
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The Clinic

3.19 avg rating — 135 ratings — published 2013 — 2 editions
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The Line, the Itch and the ...

3.50 avg rating — 157 ratings — published 2012 — 2 editions
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This Is How You Die

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16 Heatherdale Drive

3.57 avg rating — 49 ratings — published 2014
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Evergreen

3.44 avg rating — 39 ratings — published 2013
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I Know...

3.28 avg rating — 40 ratings — published 2014
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Grastik's Plastic Princess

3.13 avg rating — 39 ratings — published 2013 — 2 editions
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Extract: Kieran’s First

An extract from my new book "An Idiot in Love":



As usual I had been paired with Max. He was gathering paintbrushes and supplies like a hoarder at a boot-sale.

He was always excited at art-time, his parents were strict and rarely let him make a mess, so in times like these he really let loose. Our corner of the classroom would look like the Somme before the afternoon was out.

‘I’m going to paint p... Read more of this blog post »
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Published on November 29, 2012 00:02 Tags: comedy, funny, joke, jokes, kindle, rom-com, romance, romantic-comedy
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“He actually preferred the idea that one of his victims had sent the messages, there was a risk of the police finding out, a risk of jail or another psychopathic stalker, but having to listen to his mother nag him for the rest of his life seemed infinitely worse.”
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“were young. They went to the same nursery and progressed through the same primary school, middle school and high school. Eddie’s parents had wanted him to go to a”
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“We don’t live in a democracy anymore, we have the right to vote, fair enough, but what exactly is the point? It’s always a vote between dickhead number one and dickhead number two. Which one are you?”
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message 1: by Dale (last edited Jul 19, 2014 12:07PM)

Dale Thele David, thank you for accepting my friend request.
I've downloaded and look forward to reading: Evergreen
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