David Jester > David's Quotes

“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

“Only idiots, dreamers and lovers stare, my mother used to say. And she doesn’t look much like a dreamer”
― Eli Yance

“We don’t live in a democracy anymore, we have the right to vote, fair enough, but what exactly is the point? It’s always a vote between dickhead number one and dickhead number two. Which one are you?”
― Eli Yance, House 23