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iamjohnlocked4life:I made a meme for today

iamjohnlocked4life:

I made a meme for today

ray-of-fricking-sunshine:sherlock season 5 predictions:someone breaks on to the set and beats the...

ray-of-fricking-sunshine:

sherlock season 5 predictions:

someone breaks on to the set and beats the shit out of stephen moffat. this is caught on camera and noone edits it out.sherlock has passionate sex with a womanly booby womanly woman but then starts psychically connecting with john, who is in mortal danger, resulting in sherlock leaving said woman to save him.theres a joke about there being the word cum in cumberbatch.sherlock enters a clever person competition and wins because hes so clever and big brain and better than everyone else.john dabstheres a murder case which everyone keeps describing as ‘impossible to solve’ and 'the hardest case yet’ but its really obvious who the murderer is.alternatively, the murderer is the bury your gays trope.moriarty is alive again (hes straight)john confesses his love to sherlock and then immediately goes to super hell.molly and sherlock end up together. remember molly? i sure dontsomeone breaks their ribs because moffats writing tried to suck its own dick too hard.sherlock gets made a literal ass god because hes so important and cool and big brain.mycroft looks directly at the camera and says 'if youre watching this, fuck you. i heavily dislike you. youre stupid and stinky.’ there are many parallels to the beginning of season 3 episode 1.a clue for a case relates back to this quirky and obscure writer from the 19th century, named Arthur Conan Doyle. they keep remarking about how bad his writing was and how much it could be improved by ignoring the mysteries in favour of poorly developed characters. at some point they call him a 'little bitchboy’ and spit on one of his books.it ends on a shot of someone eating a phallic shaped food. this is meant to be an effective lead in to season 6, which is just porn.

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totallysilvergirl:atlinmerrick:nixxie-fic:Brand New...

totallysilvergirl:

atlinmerrick:

nixxie-fic:

Brand New Sherlock Holmes Edit - from a ‘Blind Banker’ Production still -

Stunning. And so much more beautiful not. airbrushed.

@ben-locked @annecumberbatch @silentauroriamthereal @jobooksncoffee @jolieblack @bakingsherlycakes

tlbodine:

tlbodine:

This whole fall - whole year, make that - has been so stressful that I’ve found my muses a bit hard...

This whole fall - whole year, make that - has been so stressful that I’ve found my muses a bit hard to find of late, but I’m happy to say that I got a patch of writing done tonight! The current fic is just shy of 18,000 words now. :)

elizadoolittlethings:The Holmes BrothersThey look like...

elizadoolittlethings:

The Holmes Brothers

They look like they’re about to have a dance-off

2013-2020: my seven-year Sherlock fandom journey:

Joining
the Sherlock fandom in May 2013, getting immediately devastated by TRF:

but
uplifted by the knowledge that series 3 would be coming out in early 2014:

but
then finding out that the showrunners were doing their damnedest to counter Ben
& Martin’s enormous chemistry by casting Amanda as Mary:

Then 2014, after watching TEH and the lack of any real resolution regarding Sherlock’s return:

after
John marrying someone else:

after
John’s “that’s where they sit/that’s all you are now, Mary: a client” speech:

after
the taking back scene on Christmas day:

after
the tarmac scene:

after
the “big Moriarty reveal”:

during
the three-year 2014-2017 hiatus:

for TAB in general: 

pre-series
4 release:

post-series
4:

now,
hearing rumours of a series 5 in the works:

totallysilvergirl:silly-jellyghoty:p1013:r4cs0:funny-history...

totallysilvergirl:

silly-jellyghoty:

p1013:

r4cs0:

funny-history:

Problem solved ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tactical dick sucking

enemies-to-lovers, express edition

This made me laught harder than it had any right to. Thank you tumblr

The quality content I am here for

@totallysilvergirl I was 1000% about to tag you in this but then I scrolled a wee and saw you were already here. As indeed I should have known you would be.

whenisayrunrun:B E N E D I C T T I M O T H Y C A R L T O...

whenisayrunrun:

B E N E D I C T    T I M O T H Y    C A R L T O N    C U M B E R B A T C H

Sorry but not sorry….^^

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No one should ever be sorry for sharing this

mf-mania:misstiff914:queerturnofphrase:#still a travesty...

mf-mania:

misstiff914:

queerturnofphrase:

#still a travesty sherlock wasn’t here for this look (via @kinklock)

I’m certain I’ve reblogged this before, but he looks so fucking good and sassy here it needs to be done again.

Yesss…

John was so down for a proper reconciliation here. By which I mean getting laid.