ray-of-fricking-sunshine:sherlock season 5 predictions:someone breaks on to the set and beats the...

ray-of-fricking-sunshine:

sherlock season 5 predictions:

someone breaks on to the set and beats the shit out of stephen moffat. this is caught on camera and noone edits it out.sherlock has passionate sex with a womanly booby womanly woman but then starts psychically connecting with john, who is in mortal danger, resulting in sherlock leaving said woman to save him.theres a joke about there being the word cum in cumberbatch.sherlock enters a clever person competition and wins because hes so clever and big brain and better than everyone else.john dabstheres a murder case which everyone keeps describing as ‘impossible to solve’ and 'the hardest case yet’ but its really obvious who the murderer is.alternatively, the murderer is the bury your gays trope.moriarty is alive again (hes straight)john confesses his love to sherlock and then immediately goes to super hell.molly and sherlock end up together. remember molly? i sure dontsomeone breaks their ribs because moffats writing tried to suck its own dick too hard.sherlock gets made a literal ass god because hes so important and cool and big brain.mycroft looks directly at the camera and says 'if youre watching this, fuck you. i heavily dislike you. youre stupid and stinky.’ there are many parallels to the beginning of season 3 episode 1.a clue for a case relates back to this quirky and obscure writer from the 19th century, named Arthur Conan Doyle. they keep remarking about how bad his writing was and how much it could be improved by ignoring the mysteries in favour of poorly developed characters. at some point they call him a 'little bitchboy’ and spit on one of his books.it ends on a shot of someone eating a phallic shaped food. this is meant to be an effective lead in to season 6, which is just porn.

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