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Credits to the owner on Twitter

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it’s 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance’s new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos’ assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

ITS WORKING

Gosh I wish.

Can’t not reblog this

Just curious, 'white chocolate'. I want the story. 😉

Is this about a dislike for it that I’ve professed somewhere? Very well, have at it: white “chocolate” isn’t chocolate at all; in the sense that it possesses absolutely no “chocolate”. It’s made from cocoa butter and a heart-stopping amount of sugar, tastes like almost nothing, and has none of the merits of *actual* chocolate. You could call it “white cocoa butter product” and love that, I guess, but I still wouldn’t. I hope that helps. Lol. 

Just curious, 'white chocolate'. I want the story.

Is this about a dislike for it that I’ve professed somewhere? Very well, have at it: white “chocolate” isn’t chocolate at all; in the sense that it possesses absolutely no “chocolate”. It’s made from cocoa butter and a heart-stopping amount of sugar, tastes like almost nothing, and has none of the merits of *actual* chocolate. You could call it “white cocoa butter product” and love that, I guess, but I still wouldn’t. I hope that helps. Lol. 

Just curious, 'white chocolate'. I want the story.

Is this about a dislike for it that I’ve professed somewhere? Very well, have at it: white “chocolate” isn’t chocolate at all; in the sense that it possesses absolutely no “chocolate”. It’s made from cocoa butter and a heart-stopping amount of sugar, tastes like almost nothing, and has none of the merits of *actual* chocolate. You could call it “white cocoa butter product” and love that, I guess, but I still wouldn’t. I hope that helps. Lol. 

Edit: so apparently this is fake, but it’s still hilarious

Edit: so apparently this is fake, but it’s still hilarious

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couldntpossiblycomment:Current obsession: the way Sherlock opens Mycroft’s file with this solemn...

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Current obsession:  the way Sherlock opens Mycroft’s file with this solemn businesslike flip, all ready to go through the updates on John’s job and health and relationships

But ends up just staring at John’s picture for ten seconds and putting it down without looking at any of the other papers

Then turns to Mycroft like “Yeah I’m off to surprise John, where’s my coat”

Oh, my Sherlock

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