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May 13, 2020
caroldanversenthusiast:
charlottes-hale:
I know what you’re...
I know what you’re capable of.
yes arms
Everything about Tessa in this whole scene! That shirt! Those arms!
jacayls:
ODE TO LIFE (1) / (2) / (3) Cheryl Strayed, Tiny Beautiful Things / (4) / (5) Keith...
ODE TO LIFE (1) / (2) / (3) Cheryl Strayed, Tiny Beautiful Things / (4) / (5) Keith Haring, Journals / (6) / (7) / (8) / (9) / (10) /
dadd:
Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”
Me: “ok”
Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”
This is...
dadd:
Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”
Me: “ok”
Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”
This is literally me
bakingsherlycakes:
@silentauroriamthereal @totallysilvergirl...
@silentauroriamthereal @totallysilvergirl @annecumberbatch @jobooksncoffee have you died today because…
Not this hard!
asherlockedwizard:
thealogie:
can you literally believe he sits...
can you literally believe he sits around thinking about how much he ‘s thinking about sherlock
John telling himself that he can’t stop thinking about Sherlock is my favorite John.
Lol. John Watson in a nutshell: imagining a version of his wife that never existed, who even he knows is a projection of his own inner monologue, who is confronting him about his endless obsession with Sherlock. Yup.
Seriously, I feel like everyone who posts on dating sites or apartment rental sites needs to take a...
Seriously, I feel like everyone who posts on dating sites or apartment rental sites needs to take a course in super basic marketing, one that would include such pointers as:
you are not a truck/quad/fish/lake/childmake sure there’s no poop in the toiletshow interior photosshow photos, periodtry not to sound desperate or crazy (let that be a fun reveal for later on!)be awake in the photoif you haven’t mastered the art of a half-decent selfie, find a friend who can take one for youno dick pics (men)no snapchat filters (women)DO say up front if you have kidsdon’t show a show suite; show the actual suite (this also applies to second hand furniture sales - don’t show the pic from the Ikea site; show the actual object you’re selling!)put the toilet seat downclean the place first (seriously)DO say where it isDO say how much the rent is (”please contact” is crap - don’t waste my time!)don’t be all cagey and mysterious about your job or lack thereof (”just ask” is lazy and says everything I’ll need to know about how that relationship would work)for straight men specifically: stop writing profiles designed to impress other straight men! I don’t care about your truck, gym habits, or how you love watching sports and “aren’t into drama”if it’s in a basement, just say so up front (”lower level”, lol. It’s a fucking basement. Just own it. And lower the damned rent, because it’s a basement.)DO post photos, whether it’s of yourself or the place you’re trying to rent out. Don’t be lazy. No one’s going to come and see it/you in person without a preview. This goes quadruply for men looking to date a woman. do you KNOW how many of you there are online???? So mahy. So very many. Don’t say overtly misogynistic things in your profile. Seriously. Here is a clue. You may take it. Please take it. Just. Don’t.</rant>
May 12, 2020
The fic is at almost 17,000 words and we’ve now reached Eastern Europe, woo! Location research is...
The fic is at almost 17,000 words and we’ve now reached Eastern Europe, woo! Location research is finally done! :P
For my wee self-repost series (I’m at a scene break in my...
For my wee self-repost series (I’m at a scene break in my current project, so meanwhile… have this instead!), I’m recirculating my little fic Paparazzi. This is one of those stories that I wrote instead of the one I was working on at the time because it was heavy and angst-ridden and I needed a change of pace. This story was that change of pace! It’s light-hearted with only a brief shadow of tension, and everything works out well in the end. :)
Title: Paparazzi
Author: SilentAuror
Pairing/genre: John/Sherlock (POV: John), romance
Length: 10,564 words
Summary: John moves back into 221B Baker Street after his marriage falls apart and the paparazzi won’t leave him and Sherlock alone about the status of their supposed relationship. Sherlock, of course, never denies it, until one day he does…
Warnings: None!
Please also go and see @khorazir‘s gorgeous art for this fic!!
lovercumberlover:
Benedict Cumberbatch at ‘The Child in Time’...
Benedict Cumberbatch at ‘The Child in Time’ Press Conference at the May Fair Hotel on February 22, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Vera Anderson/WireImage)
This beautiful man! Tagging @bakingsherlycakes, @ben-locked, @annecumberbatch, @jobooksncoffee, @jolieblack, but definitely not @totallysilvergirl because she can’t comprehend this beauty
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