Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 62

girl i don’t know how to say this. that’s not a found family that’s a platoon of child soldiers.

athelind:

theoppositeofprofound:

girl i don’t know how to say this. that’s not a found family that’s a platoon of child soldiers.

asexual galahad not understanding what’s so hard about keeping a vow of chastity

adhd-merlin:

adhd-merlin:

adhd-merlin:

asexual galahad not understanding what’s so hard about keeping a vow of chastity

he is simply not tempted!!

(from A Companion to Malory, p. 210)

diversity win! god’s favourite knight is asexual

*(lovingly adapted from two polls courtesy of the supernatural fandom)

berlynn-wohl:

most normal way for Napoleon and Illya to answer “have you ever had gay sex with your partner?”*

define “gay,” “sex,” “with,” and “ever”

no, but I watch enough of his hookups to know what kind of gay sex he is into

it doesn’t count if thrush made us do it (…or the two times after that)

our dicks barely touched during that threesome so it’s fine

it was considered impolite not to, in the country we were in at the time

only for strictly platonic, world-saving reasons

U.N.C.L.E. handbook says ...

@wyattxplores

fozmeadows:

zombilenium:

@wyattxplores

PSA: houses only rear back like when they’re under threat. I know it looks cute, but this house is exhibiting a fear response and should be approached with caution.

rolodextra:slimemode:unironically in love this image. ...

rolodextra:

slimemode:

unironically in love this image. ‘big day for me’ they’re SO excited about getting to use their flashlight. shared joy is double joy

you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they…

the-real-seebs:

frodo-of-the-nine-fingers:

you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you’re so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

never use this color on a wall you’re going to be living with for a while, it looks okay at first but holy shit man

cannot BELIEVE i have had to spend so much of my adult life worrying about what donald fucking trump…

achievementhaunterss:

cannot BELIEVE i have had to spend so much of my adult life worrying about what donald fucking trump is doing because stupid selfish assholes couldnt be bothered to vote for women!

i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to…

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unreconstructedfangirl:

fremedon:

distractedbyshinyobjects:

heathyr:

i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the...

*grips them like a lifeline*

simpmasterv2:

*grips them like a lifeline*

Thinking about Lilo & Stitch makes me really appreciate certain things about the original + the…

disneyvillainsdaily:

Thinking about Lilo & Stitch makes me really appreciate certain things about the original + the series. Almost every single named [human] character in the movie isn’t white: the only exception being Mertle, y’know, the bratty little girl we’re not supposed to like.

Besides all of the racial representation, Lilo herself is very much a neurodivergent icon, and her portrayal as the protagonist is amazing considering how characters like her are typically either sidelined or depict...