*(lovingly adapted from two polls courtesy of the supernatural fandom)

berlynn-wohl:

most normal way for Napoleon and Illya to answer “have you ever had gay sex with your partner?”*

define “gay,” “sex,” “with,” and “ever”

no, but I watch enough of his hookups to know what kind of gay sex he is into

it doesn’t count if thrush made us do it (…or the two times after that)

our dicks barely touched during that threesome so it’s fine

it was considered impolite not to, in the country we were in at the time

only for strictly platonic, world-saving reasons

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