Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 414
January 2, 2024
ifyouknowmeirlgoaway:
markscherz:
amateur-forklift-drive...
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Harold is a Ceratophrys cranwelli.
#i appreciate that you have a picture of a chonk frog #and then the curator of reptiles at the national history museum of denmark (seriously) weighs in at the bottom #to identify harold’s species #you can’t get this kind of content anywhere else
adamtheredbeard:
pika-memes:
i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive…
i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”
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I’m cursing my followers with this one, bestie
It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and…
It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as:
“I’m going to make him my wife”
“She’s my boyfriend”
“Who says a guy can’t be a pretty princess?”
“That girl’s the coolest dude I’ve ever met”
“She’s a madman who has to be stopped”
“It’s not his fault he’s a material girl”
Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.
Please r...
January 1, 2024
she put her paw on my foot and started purring
gauntletqueen:livelify:
mattsmithpaw:
mattsmithpaw:
iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT...
iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT
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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG
Stuart Little getting accosted by the paw patrol
People are talking about not voting for Biden.
People are talking about not voting for Biden.
Again.
I’m just so tired of this argument.
I just can’t do Trump again.
I can’t.
His incompetence killed so many people. A panel estimated 40% of COVID deaths could have been averted.
One of those deaths was my mother.
She was killed because people didn’t trust the vaccines and they didn’t think masks were worth the inconvenience. That man could have gone on TV and said “This is the Trump vaccine and it is great...
What a year this week has been.
What a year this week has been.
It’s Monday.
It sure as hell is.
The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets
Come get your commemorative ‘I rebloged this the year New Year’s was on Monday’ award!
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