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When you studied German in high-school, how much did the class joke about the German word for a mobile-phone being “mein Handy”?

About two minutes because Frau Roesenthal knew the best way through 00's High School Boy Humor was to push to the point of discomfort and then keep going so the first time Justin or whoever giggled about it, she pulled out her lesson plan on Prepositions and Directives by doing an entire Kahoots game about the class's Stock Characters Frieda and Johan and their cell phones- sharing with friends, using them in inappropriate settings, telling someone to call someone else and so on, but every sente...

Apparently France released Barbie stamps and I need them

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Apparently France released Barbie stamps and I need them

The reason Joseph knew Mary didn’t cheat on him is because he knew Mary was Trans and she was…

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The reason Joseph knew Mary didn’t cheat on him is because he knew Mary was Trans and she was begging to god for Joseph to get her pregnant and god helped a bad bitch out

Mary was a trans woman

Share this to make Christians angry

I really should have made or reblogged this post around christmas to get some traction, my hope is that one day this gets screen capped to a christian group that has such a meltdown that they make the grave mistake of giving m...

A great magician…

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A great magician…

This cat is a skilled peformer <3

Please for the love of god normalize attraction to fat people I can’t take this anymore.

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Please for the love of god normalize attraction to fat people I can’t take this anymore.

It is almost 2024 and I am still seeing people be so weird about finding fat people attractive. Babes I promise you it is OKAY to like fat people sexually. It is OKAY to have a preference for fat people. People have skinny preferences all the time, so why should the other way around be any different. Hell I’m gonna say that it’s okay to even have a fat fetish. It is morally neutral eve...

This is a fact about the goat that I did not know but DID make me laugh out loud

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This is a fact about the goat that I did not know but DID make me laugh out loud

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Otto Hesselbom (1848 - 1913) - Christmas Eve at the Grave. 1896.

Sergei Andriyaka – New Year’s Night. 1984

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no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible

look actually calling things that aren’t the brand name by the brand name is something corporations really hate. because if it becomes common enough they stop having the trademark to the brand name.

did you know trampoline used to be a brand name? true facts. the inventor wanted all the imitators to call theirs, like, “elastic platforms...

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<3 This is really beautiful <3

And that scene with Ben is so sweet <3

Also to anyone out there who thinks maybe it wouldn’t matter if they weren’t here: There are always gonna be people who care and who would miss you <3

You matter

You are loved <3

Omg 8ball wore his fucking helmet to the funeral!

Honestly tho Marc would’ve liked that,

He dressed in a funeral suit for mourning but KEPT THE 8...

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remember how back in December we were making a bunch of cute posts like ‘start of the decade/end of the decade’? since 2020 has been…like this we should start a new trend that’s like ‘start of the decade/six months...