Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 411

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like “sex activity” and…

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taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like “sex activity” and “sex final” being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

obsessed

I had a class called “What is Evil?” The professor called us his “evil students” and I got to say things like: “I have evil class later.” and “I have readings in evil to do.” and “Well my evil professor said…”

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I see some people in the notes thinking that this is the Death card, but it’s not. It’s much funnier. It’s the Five of Cups, upright, which symbolizes like. Loss. Disappointment. Emotional Suffering. You thought you were going to get something and then you didn’t. Even more hilarious than Fox News bringing in a tarot card reader for Trump in 2024 is that same tarot reader immediately flipping over a card that says LOSER.

✨Izzy Hands, everyone! Bless this broken old f*cker. He is absolute magic, and I will accept nothing…

kaeraesketches:

✨Izzy Hands, everyone! Bless this broken old f*cker. He is absolute magic, and I will accept nothing else. Also, I’ve never painted facial hair before, and I have to say I’m proud of myself 🤣! I hope I did Con Oneill justice!

So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new.

issamomma:

issamomma:

So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new.

Guys I just realized they meant there’s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, “DING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE. BIG GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW. TEXAS IS REAL. LOOK IT UP. GET THIS TO THE PEOPLE.” Like some big exec at Yoplait is ready to lose his life over exposing a national secret through the medium of childrens’ yogurt snack tubes.

I DON’T NEED YOU ​​​

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I DON’T NEED YOU ​​​

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when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didn...

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synapsid-taxonomy:

Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

“Am jus

a lil creacher”

:V

But have you seen…

BABY?

BABIES?

BABIES!!!

TEEF

This kind of propaganda is going to lose someone a lot of fingers

Can I use the can before I go?

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Can I use the can before I go?

“HO! HO! HO!

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE JOLLY OLD SAINT NICK ALIVE!”

(Pulls a machine gun out of his magic bag and opens fire)

broke his back for some milk and cookies

sounds to me like he was kinda getting (screwed)

Now Santa’s doing time

In a federal prison

For his infamous crime

Hey lil friend now, don’t cry no more tears

He’ll be out with good behavior

In seven hundred more years

I think we didn’t get enough of 1960s Crowley. This one was pretty fun to draw 😎 (despite the fact…

aumael:

I think we didn’t get enough of 1960s Crowley. This one was pretty fun to draw 😎 (despite the fact that I probably spent more time on his hair than on his face)

I swear to god that green day has had this exact same “scandal” like five times now.

princehendir:

princehendir:

I swear to god that green day has had this exact same “scandal” like five times now.

Once again learning that the band famous for multiple songs in which they say some variation of “we’re faggots and we hate america” are in fact faggots who hate america. Very disappointed.