Can I use the can before I go?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

kingofdoma:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mst3kgifs:

Can I use the can before I go?

“HO! HO! HO!

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE JOLLY OLD SAINT NICK ALIVE!”

(Pulls a machine gun out of his magic bag and opens fire)

broke his back for some milk and cookies

sounds to me like he was kinda getting (screwed)

Now Santa’s doing time

In a federal prison

For his infamous crime

Hey lil friend now, don’t cry no more tears

He’ll be out with good behavior

In seven hundred more years