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May 12, 2024

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If Lord of the Rings was made today (Macy64x on r/lotrmemes/)


Great news everyone




Wait I didn’t mention the funniest part




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Published on May 12, 2024 18:25

The very fact that every TOS reboot is afraid to depict the closeness between Kirk and Spock in the…

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The very fact that every TOS reboot is afraid to depict the closeness between Kirk and Spock in the same way it was depicted originally is a devastating reinforcement of how gay that shit was


no literally 😭


like i know a lot of people love the new star trek shows and movies, and don’t get me wrong, i quite like some of them too, but you gotta be honest. they are NOT going boldly anymore 💀 they are gently tip toeing where most people have gone before


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Published on May 12, 2024 18:24

When the cat doesn’t want to move

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When the cat doesn’t want to move



Thor was a fool to think even the might of the Odinson was a match for the power of CATTE O_O



Btw this actually happened in Norse mythology. A wizard giant decided to play a prank on Thor by using an illusion to disguise Jormungdandr the Fucking World Serpent as his pet cat and daring Thor to pick it up. Thor only managed to get the “cat” to lift one “paw” off the ground. This nearly...



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Published on May 12, 2024 18:20

May 11, 2024

[Caption:

hhawkeye:

hey anyone wanna discuss what the fuck this is supposed to mean.

[Caption:

Blake, in a hushed voice: I’m the only one who knows this guy is a psychiatrist.

Hawkeye: And you still got the guts to wear that?

Blake: Pierce, can you lay off the wisecracks for just five minutes?

Trapper: Oh, he always acts funny in a men’s shower.

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Published on May 11, 2024 19:58

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there was one of a spider and a woman too. #lesbianherstory




ofcourse its a FRENCH ad



the one good thing about the french is that their version of “you can’t have your cake and eat it too” needlessly tags on fucking the baker


“Vouloir le beurre, l'argent du beurre et le cul de la cremiere”


(Wanting the butter, the butter money and the ass of the creamer)


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Published on May 11, 2024 19:31

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Published on May 11, 2024 19:28

I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

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I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.


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Published on May 11, 2024 19:24

I really love how Croatia used these little crochet doilies in such strange places. I remember how…

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I really love how Croatia used these little crochet doilies in such strange places. I remember how they were placed on my grandma’s TV and EVERYWHERE.


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Published on May 11, 2024 19:21

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