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May 2, 2024

sky-squido:

tebasaki-chicken:republicansareahategroup:
fake-magi...



sky-squido:


tebasaki-chicken:



republicansareahategroup:



fake-magical-girl:



theperksofbeingaperk:



https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947


Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.



don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA



300,000 notes and i can’t find a transcript



Transcript: (sorry for the lang...


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Published on May 02, 2024 17:35

hazmat is short for hazardous matthew

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hazmat is short for hazardous matthew


A friend of mine once had a cat called Hazmat for short, full name Hazel Matilda.


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Published on May 02, 2024 17:31

Harlem Debutante ball (1960)

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Harlem Debutante ball (1960)


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Published on May 02, 2024 17:31

the five daughters affair deleted scene

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[ID: A black-and-white two-panel comic. Napoleon, Illya, and a woman with a dark pixie cut sit the front seat of a convertible. Napoleon sits in the passenger's seat and Illya drives, with the women between them. Woman: *to Napoleon* "Why do you call Illya babygirl?"Napoleon: *smirking* "Well, uh—"Illya: "How about we stop talking for a little while."A color screenshot from a Man from U.N.C.L.E. episode showing the same scene. Illya says: "Meanwhile, think about something else."A panel from a manga. A blond adult drives a car while while a dark-haired child sits in the passenger's seat. Passenger: "why does serizawa call you babygirl" Driver: "How about we stop talking for a little while."Napoleon blushes and looks embarrassed, with a speech bubble reading "..." END ID]ALT text by @general-sleepyALT

the five daughters affair deleted scene


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Published on May 02, 2024 17:24

Starting to feel like the most unbearably insufferable thing about John Constantine is he’s a good detective. He’s a wizard who smokes in other people’s houses, he’s the most annoying man you’ve ever been attracted to, and he’s unfortunately genuinely comp

he's got a lot of columbo trickster energy

but columbo has enough befuddled grandpa energy to temper it and gaslight you into thinking he's maybe being annoying by accident

constantine is being annoying on purpose and everyone knows it

unpretty:


they will both show up outside the window of your palatial beachside estate where you're trying to dispose of evidence, but only one of them will successfully look as confused as anyone else by his presence


columbo says, "i'm here by coincidence," and you're ...


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Published on May 02, 2024 17:19

May 1, 2024

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

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konbinii:



and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)



as he deserves!!!



@unpretty I LOVE THIS


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Published on May 01, 2024 18:10

last night my partner held a somber little passover seder to show me what it’s about and when they…

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last night my partner held a somber little passover seder to show me what it’s about and when they got to the part where they were supposed to open the door for elijah they paused, frowned, and said “oh. huh. there is a clown.” and I looked out. and sure enough. there was a clown.


Last night during the seder: a comic panel of black and white lineart depicting tumblr users Draconym, on the right, and their partner Chaumas, on the left, sitting at a dining room table. Several of the things on the table are labeled, such as wine, salt water, a plastic egg, and a plastic lamb.ALTDraconym stands up from the table, saying "Okay, now this is the part where we open the door for Elijah." In the next panel, Draconym is peering out of the front door window and saying "Oh. Hm."ALTDraconym, looking out the window, says, "There's a clown." Chaumas, rising from the table, responds, "a what?" "A clown." They both go to the door and look outside.ALTThree panels: a view out the door, over Draconym's and Chaumas's shoulders, at the street outside, where there is a clown casually walking down the street. A closeup on the clown. Then, the clown resumes walking down the street.ALTDraconym and Chaumas standing on the porch of the house, looking outside. They each look bewildered and are saying "huh."ALT
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Published on May 01, 2024 18:08

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