Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 306

I will be honest guys, the Red portrait of king Charles is gorgeous asdfghjkl

bliss-bliss-bliss-bliss:

chromegnomes:

milfbro:

I will be honest guys, the Red portrait of king Charles is gorgeous asdfghjkl

it’s a bad portrait. Like. Objectively. It does the opposite of what’s intended. It looks like the painter is insulting him. If it was in a contemporary gallery with no context you would see it immediately as the ambivalent criticism of Charles’s reign, how he fades into the overwhelming red background as a tiny little figure, small and insignificant, insufficient for the clo...

napoleonandillya:(ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ i love how they keep in constant...

napoleonandillya:

(ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ i love how they keep in constant eye contact with each other, especially when they’re both in trouble~

librarianpirate:

librarianpirate:

mashgender part 29

radarsmenagerie:

mashgender part 29

(assorted)

every time a tos episode implies that Kirk or Spock would have better lives outside of starfleet (ie…

legallybindinggecko:

every time a tos episode implies that Kirk or Spock would have better lives outside of starfleet (ie the paradise syndrome, this side of paradise) I’m just like. Lies!!!!! those bitches are the kind of workaholics that are addicted to being miserable and they love it. they like being stressed out so much that they literally canonically have to take turns tricking each other into using their vacation hours. Eden-like planets my ass.

Excuse me babygirl I am trying to work

earhartsease:

getvalentined:

getvalentined:

getvalentined:

getvalentined:

getvalentined:

Excuse me babygirl I am trying to work

BABYGIRL THIS IS NOT THE SOLUTION

Update:

Unmoved. Slightly bigger tho.

This is just my life now, I guess.

Update:

Babygirl is officially bigger than keyboard size.

becoming uppercase

“I am not my grandfather”

artbyleav:

“I am not my grandfather”

Well well well what do we have here? A thorin post? It cannot be!

mysticorset:cuteness–overload:If you can’t see it clos...

mysticorset:

cuteness–overload:

If you can’t see it close enough, here’s the sign that is next to several gardening gloves hung from a wire:

My cat is a thief
Please take these items if they are yours.

“Did you know the Italians have 200 different words for pasta?”

ringtailrodeo:

alliedisastermaster:

tulunnguaq:

ultratangerine:

tulunnguaq:

tulunnguaq:

“Did you know the Italians have 200 different words for pasta?”

Now available in Inuktitut syllabics.

I beg your pardon?? Italians have more than 250 words for pasta (or even 400, if we count all the types that aren’t on the market anymore)

That’s the trouble with the Inuit. Always underestimating the true number of Italian words for pasta.

The world vs. Italy when the topic is pasta

>that aren...

The children are learning about the US Civil War. I can’t say it’s going well. (On the bright side,…

toli-a:

The children are learning about the US Civil War. I can’t say it’s going well. (On the bright side, they’re very clear about slavery. We’re solid on that front. It’s the actual war we’re having trouble with.)

“Ms. T, why would his parents name him that?”

I frantically flip through the possible Civil War leaders they could be referencing. “… Well, you know how Stonewall got his nickname, and we’ve talked about Tecumseh, so there’s Sherman, and -”

“No, not them.” They roll their eyes at my ign...