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The Signs in Hell

Aries: wtf lmao this is a joke right
Taurus: Y'all got Netflix? Or nah
Cancer: Wait...I'm never gonna see my family again? HELL NAH WHO DO I GOTTA BEAT DOWN TO GET OUTTA HERE(y'all think Cancer weak af but they gon be busting doors all day)
Gemini: Ayyy where that wifi at tho?
Leo: I'm too beautiful for this world, bow down
Virgo: *tries to find ways to GTFO*
Libra: Wtf why am I here, I'm literally an angel
Scorpio: Sam. Dean. Nice to see you again. How's the wife doing? I'm home... finally
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bevsi:I hate all the plots in shows that r like “over eager gay person mad at the person they’re...

bevsi:

I hate all the plots in shows that r like “over eager gay person mad at the person they’re dating cause person 2 is in the closet” and they’re like “ur ashamed of me :((” like it’s just obviously written by ppl who have never been in the closet

I remember seeingsomething like this on Will & Grace and it only solidified my eternal hatred for that trash heap.

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kayla-bird:if someone judges you for what you do with your body, they’re a mean butthead.you want...

kayla-bird:

if someone judges you for what you do with your body, they’re a mean butthead.

you want to touch 100 dicks before breakfast? cool, you do you, just use protection.

you don’t wanna touch any dicks ever? that’s A-OK!

you have a right to decide who puts their body parts in your body. if anyone says differently, dump a pitcher of sangria on their head and hit them with a selfie stick.

someone else: *makes a mistake*

someone else: *makes a mistake*
me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!
me: *makes a mistake*
me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

expect-the-greatest:mitchelldianna:paranormal-blacktivity:s...

expect-the-greatest:

mitchelldianna:

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sylveon:

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If you’re a person of color who lives in douglasville /powder springs Georgia or around those places, and you see these trucks, PLEASE GO AS FAR AWAY FROM THEM AS POSSIBLE. Don’t slow down, don’t approach them, don’t even look their way. These are ARMED confederate flag supporters and they are violently racist (may even be nazis or linked to the KKK) This group is called...

Whenevertrouble strikes in Saga City, Petra and Lionheart...

Whenever trouble strikes in Saga City, Petra and Lionheart strike back! With their amazing superpowers and even more amazing knowledge of history, this courageous pair makes sure that justice always prevails.

After the house of Saga City’s least popular citizen is burned down, Petra and Lionheart must decide what to do with the unapologetic arsonist. To help them solve this problem, they travel all the way back to 16th century Mexico—the height of the incredible Aztec empire! There, our heroe...

Hi, how is your day going? I recently got into a bad fight with one of my Beta readers. Apparently they told me that a Trans Male character should never have long hair (because my MC has long, black hair which is his trademark, and I love men with long hai

Whaaaaaaaaat. No no no, you are completely 100% correct. Hair, clothes, body shape, appearance, voice, habits, hobbies, mannerisms, etc… - absolutely noneof these things define gender, are gendered, or are limited by gender.

Setting standards for what anygender“should” do/have/look like is horribly sexist, and setting different standards for trans people from their cis counterparts is transphobic. So not only is your beta wrong, they’re wrong twice, and they’re perpetuating a really harmful st...

Do you ever hit the perfect word count and then not want to keep...

Do you ever hit the perfect word count and then not want to keep writing because you don’t want to ruin it?

caspervoltaireaddams:Not all asexuals are aromantic.Not all aromantics are asexual.Don’t assume.

caspervoltaireaddams:

Not all asexuals are aromantic.
Not all aromantics are asexual.
Don’t assume.