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bisexualzuko:andrealessi:striderepiphany:astasiaabasia:bu...

bisexualzuko:

andrealessi:

striderepiphany:

astasiaabasia:

buzzfeed:

Now this is the kind of quality content I want to see on the internet.

Oh God, look at all the cows staring at it.

‘’Whose calf is this’’

Ok but is no one going to ask how the fuck a seal got into a cow pasture

Seals go anywhere they want, man. You have to thwart them with a broom to keep them out of your garage.

Obviously it’s a selkie that got carried away with her dancing.

moonlightinyoureyes:daveshady:conbox:“Every girl has dreamed about carrying a child”.once i...

moonlightinyoureyes:

daveshady:

conbox:

“Every girl has dreamed about carrying a child”.

once i had a dream that i was pregnant and then i gave birth and it was a litter of kittens but i dont think that counts bc im a boy

okay it got even better with the last sentence.

New research shows 0.6% of rape allegations are false.

New research shows 0.6% of rape allegations are false.:

babyslime:

skyliting:

rememberyes:

boldmatter:

jadelyn:

likeadeadchinadoll:

and for those interested, you can find the report HERE

Just in case any dudebros are unclear on what this means: it means that your buddy who totally just had some bitch trying to ruin his life by accusing him of rape…almost certainly actually did rape her.

Just keep that in mind.

Yeah man, imagine that, bitches don’t be lying.

Can we put this into cont...

of-monsters-and-bara:“hey i really like your oc can i draw–”

of-monsters-and-bara:

“hey i really like your oc can i draw–”

AJ had fun opening her birthday present. :)Of course, five...

AJ had fun opening her birthday present. :)

Of course, five minutes later, she’d lost all interest, but those sixty seconds were gold.

Cross out everything you’ve ever done:Had a beerSmoked an entire cigaretteWritten on...

Cross out everythingyou’veever done:

Had a beer Smoked an entirecigarette Written on abathroom wall. Read a George Orwell book. Had a physical fight. Used Twitter. Listened to Lady Gaga Been in a car accident. Gotten suspended. Gotten expelled. Been allergic to something. Got a computer virus. Touched a real gun. Had a dog. Had a cat Been pregnant. Camped out Swam in the ocean. Wore a bikini Driven a car Been sent to the principal. Ever liked someone. Failed a class. Failed a test. Went to s...

officialkirstenmcduffie:sonseulsoleil:Reminder that Steve Rogers was born in 1920, and Bucky...

officialkirstenmcduffie:

sonseulsoleil:

Reminder that Steve Rogers was born in 1920, and Bucky Barnes was born in 1917, which means that Steve was in his early twenties during the war, and Bucky was in his mid twenties. I know that they’re both portrayed by 30 year old men, but really? They probably looked more like these guys:

Don’t forget that Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes had to grow up way too fast, not only because of the war, but because they were teenagers in the Great Depression, they...

LATINA WOMEN ARE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

thenatalchart1:

thxck:

ALL*

that’s right! ALL Latina women are beautiful

krxs10:Picture taken of scene where Sandra Bland...

krxs10:

Picture taken of scene where Sandra Bland allegedly“hung herself”, moments after the body was“found” was just released. And of course, no one is buying it.Police are claiming that Sandra took the trash bag out and tied it to the partition on her shower, and then used it to hang herself with.Problems with this explanation:Trash bags/cans are not allowed in jail cells because any lose items are considered a danger to the inmates. If it’s not bolted down to the floor, it’s basic...

no-thisisnotabby:I would love to see asexuals better represented in modern media.

no-thisisnotabby:

I would love to see asexuals better represented in modern media.