The Signs in Hell

Aries: wtf lmao this is a joke right
Taurus: Y'all got Netflix? Or nah
Cancer: Wait...I'm never gonna see my family again? HELL NAH WHO DO I GOTTA BEAT DOWN TO GET OUTTA HERE(y'all think Cancer weak af but they gon be busting doors all day)
Gemini: Ayyy where that wifi at tho?
Leo: I'm too beautiful for this world, bow down
Virgo: *tries to find ways to GTFO*
Libra: Wtf why am I here, I'm literally an angel
Scorpio: Sam. Dean. Nice to see you again. How's the wife doing? I'm home... finally
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