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I know they won’t be allowed in because they just did the one movie together, but in the spirit of the holidays I want to give a shout out to Danny Kaye and Bing Crosby in White Christmas because those two definitely explored each other’s bodies while they

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Who is the hottest person in White Christmas?

Bob Wallace (Bing Crosby)

Betty Haynes (Rosemary Clooney)

Major General Whoever This Is (Dean Jagger)

Judy Haynes (Vera-Ellen)

Phil Davis (Danny Kaye)

Emma Allen (Mary Wickes)

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moleshow:furtho:Great Depression-era Christmas card on recycled...

moleshow:

furtho:

Great Depression-era Christmas card on recycled paper (via here)

the back of this card:

working on a holiday is just like working on any other day except every nine to five monday to…

racc00n-milk:

suss-urrus:

working on a holiday is just like working on any other day except every nine to five monday to friday salaried desk worker will walk up to you and tell you that its the worst day of your life, you’re being tortured against your will, you are so sad and miserable.

Preach. I used to work at Blockbuster (yes, I’m old), and I signed up to work every holiday because I didn’t have any family I cared to see, so I might as well fill a slot that would otherwise be taken by someone ...

little drummer boy: OI MISTAH I AIN’T GOT NO GIFT FOR THE BABY KING

inber:

technogeist1890:

inber:

little drummer boy: OI MISTAH I AIN’T GOT NO GIFT FOR THE BABY KING

mary, recovering from birth in a fucken stable: don’t sweat it kid you’re like ten or something

little drummer boy: I CAN PLAY ME DRUM FOR HIM, I CAN

mary: no, no, that’s really not necessar–

little drummer boy: BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

My favorite part of this post is that somehow a small drummer boy who moonlighted as a chimney sweep in London ...

that-house:how about you look at Penny + her Xmas gifts Dec. 25,...

that-house:

how about you look at Penny + her Xmas gifts Dec. 25, 1966 and maybe you’ll calm down

unused-paradox:clatterbane:a-list-of-moods:despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe,...

unused-paradox:

clatterbane:

a-list-of-moods:

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

Though rock auras are rare, rock magic is common. The most common form of rock magic is Concussion.

phantomrose96:phantomrose96:Have you seen a Cybertruck...

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

Have you seen a Cybertruck in real life?

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@whatsgoodmyman there’s what. there’s one coated in what

Was anyone going to fucking tell me that electric eels have their anus directly under their heads…

the-overthinktank:

zooophagous:

justnoodlefishthings:

justnoodlefishthings:

Was anyone going to fucking tell me that electric eels have their anus directly under their heads because their head is basically their entire main body and they’re actually like 90% tail

Or was I just supposed to casually stumble across that information

EXCUSE ME????

YEEEAAAH GO ORDER GYMNOTIFORMES GO!!! ANAL FIN ALL THE WAY DOWN BABY!!

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Drawing a blank just seconds after landing on the trunk of the Douglas fir, local domestic shorthair…

theonion:

Drawing a blank just seconds after landing on the trunk of the Douglas fir, local domestic shorthair Butterscotch confirmed Thursday that clinging to the side of the Christmas tree was the extent of his plan. “Okay, so I’ve jumped halfway up the trunk of the tree and dug my nails into the bark, but now what?” said the cat, who pondered whether pissing on the trunk or screeching at the top of his lungs would be the best next step forward.

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