Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 151

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One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly…

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One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don’t think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majo...

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Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that.

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I also think that all the “um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now” posts are so…

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I also think that all the “um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now” posts are so funny. You’re tripping if you think there’s not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

What part of “the detective franchise is back babey” did you not get. There were 14 Poirot films and that’s not counting the show which was a standard season for most of its run. 69 Columbo episodes. Like it or hate it you are going to be seeing Benoit ...

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Cats will absolutely make you do a thing again.

Like, 35ish years ago, we had a long wooden hallway leading to the front door, and if I stood in the door talking to someone, the cat would try to get out, and I would bowl him down the hallway.

So one time, I had done this a couple of times, but the conversation got engaging enough that I wasn’t paying attention, and I heard a meow. And I looked, and the cat was there, in the doorway, with a front ...

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy…

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2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

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the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

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the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

absolutely fucking obsessed with this picture of him as a puppy. that’s animal

A Hanukkah miracle

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A Hanukkah miracle

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My pool noodles arrived

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Giant candles!!!

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Now that I don’t live in a neighborhood with an HOA I’m unstoppable. This just needs a few coats of polyurethane and it will be done.

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@catscatscatscatscatscatserybody thank you for finding these! They fit perfectly in the pool noodles and they have automatic timers!!

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Whelp this gets my vote for strangest The Man from UNCLE promo photo. Why does Illya have bare feet?

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Whelp this gets my vote for strangest The Man from UNCLE promo photo. Why does Illya have bare feet?

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I don’t mean to be rude; but I don’t think I’ve ever seen this, does anyone have any examples?

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