Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 157

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honourablejester:

memeuplift:

No, but that’s exactly something that should be put in a museum.

Imagine seeing this two, three, eight hundred years after the fact. Imagine this little girl through centuries of time holding up her hand to show you her most precious rock. It’s potent enough now, this intimate knowledge of a complete stranger, this tiny insight into what was explained to her and what she thought was important and who listened to her long enough to let you see i...

My bearded dragon is fascinated by the falling snow outside. He keeps going to the window to stare…

william-snekspeare:

william-snekspeare:

My bearded dragon is fascinated by the falling snow outside. He keeps going to the window to stare at it. He woke up from brumating to look at the snow.

He’s a desert species smh what does he want to do with snow…

artist rendition of my lizard absolutely entranced by the falling snow 

livelovecaliforniadreams:

livelovecaliforniadreams:

thinkin about a baby of my acquaintance & how when her parents are hanging out & chatting, she’ll…

estrogenesis-evangelion:

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alexaloraetheris:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

chamomilegeode:

chamomilegeode:

thinkin about a baby of my acquaintance & how when her parents are hanging out & chatting, she’ll almost fully participate in the conversation–politely watching who’s talking, saying something approx the same length & tone of what her parents are saying, occasionally using a questioning cadence & looking at someone specific for an answer, laughing when they laugh–doing everything e...

I never feel more ‘are ya winnin’, son???’ than when I need to do literally anything on instagram…

comickergirl:

I never feel more ’are ya winnin’, son???’ than when I need to do literally anything on instagram other than post photos, so if you’d like to see my sad attempt at a probably already played-out meme, the reel version of this is over there. XD But I liked the snoot view of Krypto, so here we go!

“Can’t find a good job?

radicalgraff:

“Can’t find a good job?

Blame bosses not immigrants”

Poster spotted in Toronto, Ontario

rejectingrepublicans:

rejectingrepublicans:

PSA:

foone:

jack-os-5d:

foone:

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

2. Help the people around you to be silly

Excellent addition!

English added by me :)

peacekeeperangel:

rongzhi:

English added by me :)

Good People of the Internet: The Ultimate Cat Lady.

honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with “jesus christ” rolling off the tongue as an…

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tainbocuailnge:

tainbocuailnge:

honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with “jesus christ” rolling off the tongue as an expletive so well. the number one problem with fantasy settings is that whatever names you come up with to take in vain will never hit as well as “jesus christ”

this guy gets it!!!!! this is the kind of rock solid phonetic structural integrity you have to compete with!!!! and no amount of marika’s tits or thal’s balls or odin’s beards will ever get...