Lüc Carl's Blog, page 17
March 25, 2012
DRUNK DIET 101
If you think you can drink a bottle of Jack Daniels and lose 10 pounds you're out of your fucking mind. If you want to change your life and have fun while doing it…. buy a copy of The Drunk Diet.
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GET WASTED, LOSE WEIGHT
If you think you can drink a bottle of Jack Daniels and lose 10 pounds you're out of your fucking mind. If you want to change your life and have fun while doing it…. buy a copy of The Drunk Diet.
Save $10… Click Below…
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Barnes and Noble
March 21, 2012
THE DRUNK DIET IN THE DALLAS MORNING NEWS
" I could open the book to any page and be amused at the way he tells his story, but his method is reliable and his information true." – The Dallas Morning News.
HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT
This is one of the dumbest catch phases ever invented. To say the words "have a safe flight" is to insinuate the possibility of a plane crash. The last fucking thing I want in my head right before getting on a plane is "have a safe flight! (Because there's a good chance that fucker will go down you asshole!)"
More appropriate terms to use just before someone travels….
"Good luck with the stewardesses!"
"Have a nice nap!" (The worst that can happen in this situation is one doesn't get any sleep. Much better than a plane crash).
"Join the half mile high club!" (Jerk off in the bathroom"
"I hope you don't sit next to a fat guy!"
March 20, 2012
WEDNESDAY 9PM
Wednesday at 9:00pmEST I will be on the Derek&Romaine show on SiriusXM OutQ Channel 109
March 19, 2012
GREAT REVIEWS ON AMAZON
This one made my heart melt. Thank you Deidre whoever you are!
"I basically got The Drunk Diet because I love Rock and Roll and listening to Luc on Sirius when I can. Having dealt with an eating disorder for too many years I avoid "diet" books. This book is more about changing your habits, and your way of life. It's not just for people wanting to lose weight, but for anyone wanting to make a change. Not to mention the great list of songs to listen to while running." -Deidre
March 18, 2012
ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET
From BarnesandNoble.com
Product Details
ISBN-13: 9781250001825
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Publication date: 3/13/2012
Pages: 272
Sales rank: 664
Product dimensions: 5.84 (w) x 8.44 (h) x 0.90 (d)
Of all the books available for sale in the world, I'd say that 664 is quite an amazing number for a nobody from a cornfield after having been on sale for less than a week.
I'm writing on my website this morning to ask a favor of you. In fact I would go so far as to call it begging. I'm attempting to bring rock n roll back to the forefront and I have a very good chance. What I need is for all of America to take a chance on a long haired kid with a dream.
Purchasing, and of course reading, The Drunk Diet will not only make you smile, it means you're becoming part of a movement. That movement is Heavy Metal Rock n Roll and I'm here to tell you it will save your soul.
Please spread the word. When something makes your life better don't be afraid to tell your friends. I guarantee The Drunk Diet will have you shouting from the rooftops!
In fact, the more books I sell, the more books I will buy. And I will give away those books I buy to create new believers so that they will help me spread the word. Last night alone I purchased 20 copies of The Drunk Diet with the intentions of giving them away to anyone I may run into that has a tattoo or an AC/DC shirt. With your help, Rock n Roll will live forever.
Thank You,
-The Reverend Lüc Carl
March 16, 2012
THE FUTURE OF ROCK N ROLL
The world hasn't had a new "rockstar" in over 20 years.
For me to start a "band" and write new music would be completely pointless. There is so much amazing music already sitting out there in the Universe it is more important that I convey the significance of the music already in existance.
The children need to know that it doesn't have to be modern to be meaningful. And frankly, it couldn't be more the contrary.
I am now on the shelves in every bookstore in America preaching the gospel of heavy metal rock n roll because I truly believe that it will save your soul.
"(Lüc Carl) is the future of Rock n Roll" – The New York Times.
March 14, 2012
THE DRUNK DIET ON SIRIUSXM
Join me Thursday March 15th for some great interviews on SiriusXM! (All times Eastern)
11:05am: Freewheelin' on Road Dog Radio 106
11:35am: Maggie Linton on Book Radio 80
12:00pm: Derek & Romaine on OutQ 108
6:00-Midnight: Lüc Carl on Hair Nation 39
(I can do some damage in a bar with 6 hours to kill before the Nation of Hair)
