Lüc Carl's Blog, page 15
April 15, 2012
PREGNANT AT MOTORHEAD SHOW
Woman searches for stranger who got her pregnant at Motorhead gig on Craigslist
Metal-lover clad in ‘fishnets’ and ‘biker boots’ trying to track down man she had bathroom encounter with
The online advertisements at Craigslist can often be handy for tracking down jobs, finding somewhere to live or meeting new people – but a woman in the US is putting the site to a novel use by searching for a stranger who got her pregnant at a Motorhead gig.
The anonymous metal-lover used the site’s Missed Encounters section in an attempt to find a man she had enjoyed a frisky bathroom encounter with at a show at Chicago’s Aragon Ballroom, featuring Motorhead and Megadeth.
According to the Daily Swarm, she wrote: “Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots. You: Red Mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.”
She then went on to poetically describe their romantic frisson, revealing: “I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got fucked up. You had a nice cock so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I wouldn’t make too much noise.”
She then added:
Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.
To read the original post, and help out with the search, visit Craigslist.com. So far, it is unknown whether she has had any response to her advert.
April 14, 2012
BABY COWS
I have a friend that wont eat veal because she heard somewhere that they tie the baby cows to fences so they don’t grow too big. I don’t know where she’s buying her meat but I buy the good shit. These cows sleep on velvet pillows.
At $6.99 a pound you can find Human ground chuck on the black market. If you’re spending $2 per pound on your meat you might want to question what your cow has been through.
April 13, 2012
CHANGES
Anytime you change one detail of your life its extremely difficult to tell the world “Here I am, this is what I do now. Take it or leave it.”
Weather you’ve changed your favorite color and want your mother to buy you blue sweaters instead of red for Christmas, or you’ve decided to chop off your penis and become a woman; change is difficult.
I had a dream last night that I lost all of my friends because I wanted to go to bed early before tomorrows 20 miler. Thing is, if your friends don’t understand, it’s time to find new friends.
Hello world, I’m a runner. Fucking deal with it.
April 12, 2012
HOLDING HANDS
Earlier today while on my Harley I saw a young couple holding hands. It's not something you see as often as you might think in a city this large with 12 million people using their legs as their mode of transportation. It was endearing. Cute even. Coming from a guy that would never say cute.
I couldn't help but think that it was this young mans way of saying….. "This is MY woman so get the fuck away. I love the way she sucks my dick and I'm not willing to let go of her for two seconds because I'm afraid she'll find another cock to suck."
So, the next time you see me holding hands with a girl, you can bet the farm that she gives a damn good blow job.
April 11, 2012
April 9, 2012
MEN'S HEALTH IS ON THE DRUNK DIET
"His book chronicles his journey to thin and proves that boozing and losing needn't always be mutually exclusive. You might not party like Lüc, but you can still learn from him about keeping your belly flat when your tumbler's full." – Men's Health
TWO BIRDS ONE OUTFIT
Run to yoga. Two workouts, one day, one outfit. The amount of laundry involved in being a runner is ridiculous. While cross training is a necessity in order to stay healthy, there's nothing better than being able to get it done without a change of clothes. Of course the person on the mat next to you might not appreciate you if it's a warm day. Don't forget deodorant!
April 7, 2012
UP BEFORE THE SUN
Racing makes you feel alive. It gives you a reason to get up in the morning with the anticipation of an 8 year old on Christmas day. Each race I encourage new friends to sign up and listen to their concerns about finishing last place. I assure them time and time again that there is no way they will finish last. There are people in their 60′s and people 100 pounds overweight that come out to run the races in New York City. What better way to spend your weekend than waking up before dawn to breath the fresh air and burn some calories??
See you at the finish line around 8:44am. After part at the Johnson's!
April 5, 2012
"I'VE HEARD OF THAT"
People are afraid of not fitting in. No one wants to spend $26 on a book unless they can talk to their friends about the book they're reading and the friend says "Oh shit, I've heard of that."
The word "pop" in pop music stands for "popular." People listen to it because it has a beat and you can tap your foot to it, and also so they fit in. The man on the radio tells them what is popular, they in turn tell their friends about their new favorite "artist."
Break out of the box. Buy The Drunk Diet. Listen to rock n roll. Become part of the revolution. You are allowed to have your own opinions.
April 4, 2012
IN THE ROTATION
Baseball season begins. 162 games. 18 X 5 opponents in your own division, 12 X 6 in other divisions. Every day every month every year players come and go. What if rock n roll were to adapt this same endless rotation? Someone gets injured, he's replaced. Someone gets to old to play, he's out. Someone has a bad attitude and doesn't get along with the other players, he's out. One thing remains, the name and the fact that they're playing baseball. Hell even the name changes. The Marlins are no longer of Florida but of Miami.
What would have become of Led Zeppelin if they had replaced John Bonham when he died? My best guess is that Jimmy Page would have been next as he was hitting the substances pretty damn hard around that time. Then what we'd be left with is a bastardized version of the band with most likely only John Paul Jones left from the original line up, and Led Zeppelin -arguable the greatest band in rock n roll history- would now be a laughing matter.
KISS made it work just fine for them! Although what happens in 15 years when Paul Stanley is 75? Make-up can cover up wrinkles, it can't cover up a wheel chair.
Happy opening day everyone!
Go Mets!
