Lüc Carl's Blog, page 23
January 5, 2012
TALES FROM THE DRUNK DIET IS OUT NOW! FREE!
Tales from the Drunk Diet is now available on ALL E-readers!
An excerpt taken straight from Lüc Carl's upcoming memoir, The Drunk Diet: How I Lost 40 Pounds…Wasted, a beer-soaked tale of a long-haired, leather-clad rock 'n roll party-maker who transformed a whiskey-and-5:00AM cheeseburger lifestyle into a wildly successful weight-loss regime.
Full of charismatic wit and insane stories about his life, this excerpt is a mix of memoir and advice: laugh and be inspired while he takes you along on his hilarious journey to become healthier and fitter, and live vicariously through a guy who likes to have a good time, ALL the time (even if that now means running 8 miles a day).
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Once again, IT'S FREE!
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You're Welcome.
[For those of you loyal Drunk Diet readers you will recognize parts of this. I can't give it all away before March!]
TALES FROM THE DRUNK DIET COMES OUT TOMORROW! FREE!
Tales from the Drunk Diet comes out tomorrow on ALL E-readers!
An excerpt taken straight from Lüc Carl's upcoming memoir, The Drunk Diet: How I Lost 40 Pounds…Wasted, a beer-soaked tale of a long-haired, leather-clad rock 'n roll party-maker who transformed a whiskey-and-5:00AM cheeseburger lifestyle into a wildly successful weight-loss regime.
Full of charismatic wit and insane stories about his life, this excerpt is a mix of memoir and advice: laugh and be inspired while he takes you along on his hilarious journey to become healthier and fitter, and live vicariously through a guy who likes to have a good time, ALL the time (even if that now means running 8 miles a day).
20+ pages from the book for FREE more than 2 months before the book comes out! Are you ready? Let's make this fucker Number 1!!!!
Once again, IT'S FREE!
CLICK HERE To pre-order for Kindle NOW!
You're Welcome.
[For those of you loyal Drunk Diet readers you will recognize parts of this. I can't give it all away before March!]
January 4, 2012
NICE WEATHER WE'RE HAVING….
Walking around the streets of New York City yesterday, attending to my daily duties, I couldn't help but think it must be nice to live in Los Angeles.
New Yorkers are a very special type of people. We have to have so many things things going on at any given moment just to keep our craziness at bay, if the weather were nice, it would be one less thing on that list.
On top of the over crowded subway, buses, and streets; the over priced food, rent, and taxi cabs; running into your ex randomly in a city filled with 12 million people; having 4 therapists including two bartenders; going to work with yet another hang-over on 3 hours of sleep because the bars are open just so damn late; your landlord hasn't fixed that leak in your sink for 8 months;
As if that weren't enough, we're forced to walk 3/4 mile in 27 degrees with 18mph winds while talking to your mother on the phone -who could never even come close to comprehending walking that far in the cold unless held at gunpoint….. All just to pick up a dozen eggs
I wouldn't trade it for the world.
New York City, I love you.
January 3, 2012
AND SO IT BEGINS…
Today begins my 18 weeks of training before my next marathon on May 6th in New Jersey. The Drunk Diet will have been out for nearly 2 months by then and I look forward to wearing my #TeamDrunkDiet gear proudly!
I just smoked 7 miles at half marathon pace (7:47) and now it's time to get my ass to Soul Cycle for a little spin action.
I'll catch you fuckers later tonight after a few glasses of wine during #HairNation!
January 2, 2012
HAPPY FAT DAY!
Today is the day. The things go back to normal. The holidays are officially over and you are left with the after-mass. That mass I'm talking about is your waist line. Today is the day you were battling for. Every time you turned down a sticky bun or a cherry cordial. You did turn them down didn't you?
Get your fat ass on the scale, assess the situation, and deal with it effectively. Stop your crying and just get out there and do something about it. Most of us have today off of work, so I expect you to spend it doing something constructive -for your body.
Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Let your holiday weight inspire you to greatness. Get pissed off and do something about it.
Happy New Year!
December 31, 2011
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
I just received this in my GoodReads inbox….
Malika said to you:
Dear Luc Carl, thank you for the goodreads friend invite, however, I feel I must decline. You sound like an interesting person who has must to offer to fellow authors. Since I am focusing, now, on infant and child safety, my expertise, I feel that I need to keep similar interests in my friendships. Sincerly, Malika Bourne the No Non-cents Nanna
QUOTE OF THE DAY
When asked about kissing at midnight on New Years….
"Kissing is too intimate to do in public. I save the kissing for the bedroom and the sex for the nightclubs."
-Lüc Carl
DANCIN WITH MYSELF
Last night I went to my good friend Brian Newmans show and had an amazing time. Before which I went to my good friend Chris Santos' restaurant and had an equally amazing time eating amazing food. After which I retired to my bar Ludlow Manor and had an even more amazing time. I was dancing to amazing music and drinking amazing American beer. At this point I would like to discontinue the use of the word amazing in this blog.
I used to hate the word blog. But I've learned to embellish it. I mean shit, what the fuck else am I going to call it?
All of my good friends were there including TJ the Jew who I haven't seen in nearly a month.
To the random blonde girl that seemed more interested in getting into my bed than dancing the night away, I salute you.
To the cab driver that twice tried to take me to the FDR after my having told him exactly which route I wanted to go, go fuck your mother. I'm glad I got out of your peice of shit cab and found someone who was willing to go the correct route.
To my good friend who reminded me about the fact that I told a cab driver to go fuck himself for taking the wrong route… thank you for remembering what is a blur to me.
At this point I'm hovering somewhere between tired and hungry, drunk and hungover, awake and asleep.
I'm glad I have this blog to share this momemt with you. Have an amazing New Years Eve.
Something tells me I'll be back later today.
[I'm posting this song but before I do so I would like to point out that it is not about dancing, but rather about masturbation]
December 30, 2011
TALES FROM THE DRUNK DIET!
Tales from the Drunk Diet which features 22 pages from the actual book The Drunk Diet; How I Lost 40 Pounds…. Wasted, will be available ONE WEEK from today on all e-readers!
Download it now on your Kindle. It's been in the top 50 since its release! One more week until its in your hands -FOR FREE!
