Michael Kindt's Blog, page 3
January 19, 2017
Party Down: The Democrats' curious decline and uncertain future
An excellent and in-depth article. If Trump does well, they will still have trouble, despite their recent “Hey, there are still straight white people in the world!” epiphany.
January 18, 2017
Foul-mouthed people are also the most honest, study finds
Yer fuckin A right, skippy. I already knew this goddamned shit. What the fuck? Is this from the Center for Figuring Out Really Obvious Things? Jesus H. Christ
January 17, 2017
January 15, 2017
January 14, 2017
bando–grand-scamyon:
micdotcom:
Barack Obama just surprised an...
Barack Obama just surprised an emotional Joe Biden with a Presidential Medal of Freedom
stoppppp
Wait. He’s not a Hollywood celebrity. WTF?
January 13, 2017
One time I was drinking with this guy in the bar. Didn't know him. Just met and started bullshitting with him that night.
He told me he wanted me to “hold” something for him.
“Hold?” I said. “What do you mean?”
“You know. Hold. Keep it for me.”
“What is it?”
“I’ll have to show you.”
We finished our drinks and went out into into the parking lot, to the trunk of his car. He opened it up, and there was a frozen alien.
(It was winter).
“He’s from Mars,” the guy said. “I call him Kyle.”
“What the fuck?”
It was green, in a fetal position. Tied up, trussed kind of like a chicken, and about the size of a 10 year year old kid.
“Where the hell did you get this?” I asked.
“That’s personal.”
“Oh, yeah?”
“Also, he isn’t dead.”
“Is that right?”
“Yeah. Hibernation.”
“Why do you want me to hold him?”
“Immigration,” he said. “They’re after us. Big inspection tomorrow.”
“Sure, what the fuck,” I said.
We transferred Kyle to the back of my truck and covered him up with a tarp I had. His eyes, even though closed, were weird. Too large or something. Me and the guy exchanged digits and, like two days later, sure enough, here he came and picked up his “package”.
One of the more interesting bar experiences I’ve had. Just thought I’d share.
January 12, 2017
I’m serious. This guy is like Andrew Jackson. Maybe a...
I’m serious. This guy is like Andrew Jackson. Maybe a little milder. If you know your history, you would agree with me. Good or bad, love him or hate him, he’s one rowdy son-of-a-bitch. When was the last time we had a complete absence of tact or smoothness in the White House? It gives me hope.
If you need to be told to fuck off, you will be. With a slightly orange hue.
Personally, I love it :)
January 10, 2017
Made some chili. Come on over. Bring beer. I got the tequila....
Made some chili. Come on over. Bring beer. I got the tequila. Fair warning: it’s chili NON carne. Vegetarian. I am a hell of a vegetarian cook though. Whenever I cook for my non-vegetarian friends (which, frankly, is all of them), they are always surprised.
Hey, check it out. I figured out how to take a selfie with my...
Hey, check it out. I figured out how to take a selfie with my new phone and share it with the world.
You’re welcome, by the way ;)
I haven't bitched about my new smart phone lately. I'm really good at it, so let's go!
Well, I no longer hate it. It is no longer in jeopardy of being thrown against the fucking wall. I have figured out how to make and receive calls, how to make and receive texts.
I have figured out many of the chirps and beeps and hums it makes. Not all, though. Sometimes it makes noise for no apparent or discernible reason. I figure this is how phones work now.
Much, much, MUCH less intuitive.
I understand software engineers and coders need jobs, and I understand that they can keep themselves employed by constantly changing or “updating” things. I am a capitalist. I also understand that there are dipshit gadget people out there who like the latest thing. They love to relearn and relearn how to operate the devices in their life.
Fucking weirdos if you ask me, but, hey, each to his own.
I am not relearning how to operate a fucking phone again. This one I keep till I die.
Also, I took a 45 minute video of the inside of my pocket. I posted it on Pornhub. Hopefully someone cums to it.
