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December 26, 2016

The video and song that transformed music, killed Heavy Metal,...





The video and song that transformed music, killed Heavy Metal, and ushered in the 90s. I remember my friends chuckling at me for being so into them. They still chuckle to this day. What a bunch of fucking tools. LOL.

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Published on December 26, 2016 09:38

I still haven't opened any presents.

There was a blizzard. People got stranded, stuck in the snow. Cops and snow plows were called (I’m quite serious). I got a little drunk. It was a whole to-do. Hopefully, in the next 6 hours or so, I’ll find out all the nifty shit I got.

I’m a pretty simple man. I don’t need much. I like warm, fuzzy socks and alcohol.

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Published on December 26, 2016 07:44

December 25, 2016

:) After this year, I think the Pretenders will always be my...



:) After this year, I think the Pretenders will always be my Christmas music.

New traditions begin every day!

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Published on December 25, 2016 18:06

Also, wine. I don't normally drink wine. After a bottle, tho, I highly recommend it.

Ok, it’s a blizzard now. I-90 closed from the Wyoming border to halfway across South Dakota.

Doesn’t bother me. Eating turkey and stuffing and smashed potatoes and jamming to the Pretenders.

:)

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Published on December 25, 2016 17:42

Yer lookin at a vegetarian who’s making a turkey dinner. Damn...



Yer lookin at a vegetarian who’s making a turkey dinner. Damn right I’m gonna have some. 

It saith in the Good Book: “Thou shalt not muzzle the ox that treadeth out the corn. And, The labourer is worthy of his reward.”

Fuckin A, Good Book. Fuckin A.

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Published on December 25, 2016 09:27

It’s a white Christmas here in South Dakota. Blizzard they said....



It’s a white Christmas here in South Dakota. Blizzard they said. Beautiful I think they meant.

Everybody be careful. It’s beautiful-ing out.

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Published on December 25, 2016 09:21

Here’s my tree!Merry Christmas everyone! I love you guys. Thanks...



Here’s my tree!

Merry Christmas everyone! I love you guys. Thanks for reading me

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Published on December 25, 2016 05:47

December 23, 2016

Yeah, I think only Putin should increase nuclear capability. We should reduce ours. What could possibly go wrong?



Sarcasm. I once tried to not be sarcastic and nearly fainted. Medics were called. Gunfire erupted. A section of the city was cordoned off by the Mayor, and although the Governor refused to declare a state of emergency, I sure as hell did.


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Published on December 23, 2016 16:10

December 22, 2016

This Trump rally is kind of annoying when you're in the market for a new dividend paying stock.

Maybe “the Russians did it!” after all. Or was it “fake news” that did it? No, wait. Wasn’t it the “uneducated” voter that did it?

Anywho, after four hours of pouring through financial documents of various companies, I believe I scored a deal. Drinks are on me.

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Published on December 22, 2016 09:40

December 21, 2016

The phrase "bedroom eyes" has always kind of bugged me. Are there other eyes for other rooms in the house?



“She gazed at him with bathroom eyes–and he totally shit his pants.”


“She gazed at him with laundry room eyes, so he ‘popped in a load’.”

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Published on December 21, 2016 18:36